the scene where reynolds and alma maintain eye as he willingly eats the poisoned omelette is more intimate than sex

this would be a comfort movie but i relate so deeply to todd anderson that i feel viscerally uncomfortable whenever hes on screen

coraline is such a menace like imagine just meeting someone and immediately giving them the nickname why-were-you-born 

watched during pride month and gary cooper and frederic march not kissing ONCE is a diabolical move if you ask me

greatest romcom of all time because you have lines like ‘that must be nigel with the brie!’ and ‘whats a bogey lowenstein?’ and ‘the shit hath hitteth the fan…eth’ and ‘i hate peas..’

i think if nicolas cage repeatedly told me to shut up and that i was annoying him i would actually just start crying