my lactose intolerant ass would drink glasses of milk all day for that man

ohhh so girlies were crying for a REASON 😭😭

Them: “Did you watch this film with a hot man?” 🤨

Me: “Yarp” 🧍‍♀️

The army of cloaked geriatrics behind me:
“fOr ThE gReAtEr GoOd” 👵🏼🧓🏻👴🏼👵🏻🧓🏽👴🏼👵🏼💅🏼

can I have five dirty bitches and a side of Hugh Grant please? 🇬🇷🧮🦆

shoot me for stating the obvious but after that performance I would be very much down to wonk that willy

oh wait so this is actually really good and you guys weren’t just being huge nerds