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Favorite films

  • Clueless
  • The Princess Bride
  • Jaws
  • Jurassic Park

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  • The Fault in Our Stars

    ★★★½

  • The Simpsons Movie

    ★★★½

  • Friendship

    ★★★★

  • Jaws

    ★★★★★

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The Fault in Our Stars

2014

★★★½ Liked Rewatched

I just absolutely sobbing in the theater in 5th grade with my friend.

We had just read the book, so when we went to see the movie, we put mascara on even though we didn't actually wear mascara. Flash forward, we had dramatic mascara tears streaming down our faces walking through the theater. Now I work at that theater.

Friendship

2024

★★★★ Liked Watched

Listen, I understand why some of y'all don't like this... But I fucked with it heavily. Get more of a feel for Tim's comedy and watch I Think You Should Leave, then come back to this. I think it will help.

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Final Destination Bloodlines

2025

★★★★ Liked 2

My anxiety really didn't like this film. I drove home and was anticipating all the ways I could die in my car. Thanks 😐

The Shining

1980

★★★★ Liked Rewatched

*getting ready to watch this, David and I walk inside my apartment*
*The door opens and we simultaneously start making sounds*
"BUMMM BUUM BUMMM BUM"
(it's The Shining music if you didn't gather)

Anyways... This music is sooooo fire