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her rubbing her nunu on day one at her friend’s parents’ house was crazy work

Rajkummar Rao playing a 25 year old???? That was the biggest laugh this film got from me.

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SAMANTHA SLOYAN IN A SUIT

Rhapsody has two mommies 💜

“That’s all you got lady. Two wrong feet and two ugly shoes” always gets me LMAO. You tell ‘em, diva!

I used to be obsessed with this movie when I was young for some reason. It’s an alright slasher with a pretty solid-ish mystery but pretty entertaining. There’s a lot of running, some questionable direction and a lot of annoying screaming. If I correctly, the sequel amps up the gore and the supernatural stuff but I think this one strikes the balance because the sequel got a bit corny at the end. Also, spoiler but will forever be pissed that they killed Kim Bum in this.

Check out my list Underrated Slashers. 

I did not like the twist. Sure, it was shocking but after the initial shock wore off… I thought to myself what the fuck was that? It just felt like an unnecessary add on to be extra cruel. Janiyah suffered throughout the film never even having one moment of respite and to have it end with something so cruel just felt like a way for the film to try and one up the trauma. Sure, things like that happen in real life but I don’t think this story needed that twist. At all. This is a movie and just seeing trauma for two hours can sometimes feel like trauma porn. 

I actually was somewhat into the film before that twist partly because of Taraji’s performance. She’s too good for the material she’s given; elevating every word with her performance. But aside from her, the story left a bit more to be desired. I like the commentary it is trying to make but it’s all bogged down by mediocre writing. 

Need Taraji in everything now. She’s very VERY good. (Also Teyana Taylor is one of the most gorgeous woman I’ve ever seen.)

The Town That Dreaded Sundown is one of best small town slasher movie I’ve ever seen. The use of the Texarkana setting, how it uses the real life crimes (and the 80s film), and the way the townsfolks react to the murders really help make this story feel as real as possible. And the slasher sequences are also so well done. The lack of background music at times makes the scenes feel so eerie and real. And the cinematography is so good with many split diopter shots and wide shots and longer takes and deep brighter colors. I’ve always been very impressed by this film. It could have easily been a quick cash grabby remake but it isn’t. It’s a very well made slasher.

Check out my Underrated Slashers list which includes this movie.

Watched on Thursday June 5, 2025.

the flamethrower sequences were so cool wow

A man returns home only to realize that he has changed but the place around him has remained the same. As he’s hit with nostalgia, he finds his heart right where he left it… in the arms of the childhood friend he once loved before they drifted apart. It’s a story we’ve seen plenty of times before but I thought Esteros did it quite beautifully. I couldn’t help but root for Matías and Jeró and for some reason feel nostalgic as they reminisced about their past together. This was a beautiful movie. And honestly I can watch hundred more movies with this same storyline if it’s done even ten percent as well as Esteros.

Stephanie’s dad was so annoying but so hot. Now that his whole family is dead; maybe I can comfort him in a room where there are no others?

People have been calling this movie life affirming and they’re right. The Life Of Chuck affirmed my life, it affirmed my gender, it affirmed my skin, it affirmed my body, it affirmed my bank , it affirmed my bowels. Consider me AFFIRMED. 

Also, Samantha Sloyan in a suit. Love to see that.

Watched on Monday February 3, 2025.

Not Jedediah and Octavius’ storyline casually being one of the best enemies to lovers romances in cinema history.

Bring Her Back worked more for me when it focused on the psychological horror than the supernatural stuff. The supernatural aspect just felt a bit like an afterthought and I was more interested in the film when it was exploring grief and how that affects people and pushes them to the limit. I appreciate the gnarly effects especially ones involving teeth but outside the initial shock, they just didn’t do anything for me. I found the gaslighting storyline more horrific and Sally Hawkins’ performance was just fantastic. In fact, the Philippou brothers are great at getting good performances from their actors. The whole cast is just incredible. I also loved some of the shot choices they made. The last shot was my favorite. Overall, I liked it so much more than Talk To Me.

Gambling as a metaphor for how risky it was living your truth as a queer person in that era is an interesting idea but I don’t think this film quite makes it work. It’s just a little all over the place and frankly, a bit boring. I thought Will Poulter was good especially in his last scenes but found pretty much everyone else a bit stiff. I think it’s just something about the dialogues which didn’t come across natural to me at all. And don’t yell at me but I thought all the gay relationships in the film lacked fire. Sure they’re kissing and fucking but the oomph just lacked for me. Diego Calva is hot.

loved the final girl diva omg she chewed

paul feig and melissa mccarthy need to get their ass up and do the heat 2 (and spy 2 too while we’re at it)

They need to make a third Miss Congeniality movie where Gracie goes undercover at a Miss Continental style drag pageant where she learns a valuable lesson from drag queens (Jinkx Monsoon plays this movie’s Cheryl Fraiser type character) and the villain is played by Rupaul this time.

Ma was surrounded by haters like damn can’t a girl just let her hair down once in a while. Pop off my bobbed diva!

I used to have unseemly thoughts about David. And it turns out those thoughts never went away.

greatest underdog movie of all time

this one always spooks me out lol. need the third one ASAP!

Angela Bassett, Katy O’Brian, Hannah Waddingham and Pom Klementieff in the same movie… the casting director’s multigenerational gay serve omg.

The Fear Street book that this film is based on (also called Prom Queen) isn’t perfect but it’s probably my favorite out of the Fear Street book series. The book pretty much is full of drama and the mystery isn’t half bad so with some tweaks in the plot like the killer’s motive and more kills thrown in, the adaptation could have been great. But I’m sad to say that the film doesn’t really adapt the book but instead it’s Jamie Lee Curtis’ Prom Night with some Shadyside stuff thrown in. 

I’m not a book purist. I couldn’t care less if they adapt it well or not as long as I have fun. Give me a good whodunit slasher with some fun kills and I am sold! But unfortunately, The Prom Queen isn’t great. And I’m very sad about it. There’s some good kills but the film is completely devoid of mystery. The kills should have been drawn out, give me more chase or some form of build up but instead it just goes through the motion almost uninterested in creating a solid slasher mystery. The whodunit part isn’t great either. It’s better than the book, I guess? But then again, that was a low bar to clear.

I also didn’t care much for the final girl. She was boring! The book’s protagonist is also boring but at least she’s more active in the plot. Lori Granger, is just there for the most part until taking charge in the last ten minutes. Compare her to Deena from 1994 and it’s a such a big difference. Also most of the ing characters were underdeveloped to the point where I forgot who was who. It’s important to create a better ensemble when you’re doing a whodunit. I mixed up most of the girls lol which wasn’t a problem in the book. Sure, the characters in the book were one dimensional but at least I could mostly tell them apart. It’s more egregious here because this is literally a visual medium! When the killer was unmasked, I was like… wait who the fuck is that? 

This could have been such an easy thing to adapt. Fear Street books are basically self contained slasher films. I am very disappointed. This was one thing I’ve been looking forward to since it was announced. I still hope that we get more one off adaptations! There’s so many to pick from.

oh my god a new shark film that’s actually good and fun?????? i’ve been waiting for a day like this

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Strikes a perfect balance between being a family drama about grief, sacrifice and power of love & letting go while simultaneously also being a somewhat bloody, sinister and creepy horror film. The unrushed pacing in the beginning sets up the mother-daughter relationship really well which makes the horror part hit even harder. I really loved it. Colby Minifie and Kate Burton are both fantastic here.

"I intend to enjoy the time I have left. And I suggest you do the same. Life is precious. Enjoy every single second. You never know when... Good luck." 

That Tony Todd scene is so beautiful. What an incredible man. So talented, handsome and that voice… just wow. Rest in Peace, icon.

One thing about this film is that it tricks you many times into thinking it’s about to go into one direction before just swerving lanes and going to completely different one.  Will it be supernatural slasher? Or a backwoods slasher? Or a survival thriller? Or a horror film about hazing? Midway through you sort of get an idea but then towards the very end, the “twist” is so jarring and so very annoying. All the turns it could have taken and that’s what they landed on? I being salty about it way back when and I still am. 

It’s definitely not as good as I it being but that’s alright because I still had some fun. There are a few kills here that’s been engrained in my memory and it just came flooding back as the movie went on.

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Lana Parrilla, sweetie, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry that an wooden faced expression-less actress with screen presence of a polythene bag would even try to play The Evil Queen. Oh my god.

this movie would be immediately ten times better if Chloe and Beca had sex.

I will literally never give a flying fuck about the whole Beca and Jesse romantic subplot. They can try however much they want but I’m never caring for them as a couple ever.

I paid six dollars for this because I wanted to an indie horror film. Maybe I could have spent that six dollars on something more useful, like a bottle of bleach that I could drink so that I would never have to be subjected to shit like this ever again. 

This is a failure in every aspect. The dogs look ugly. And the AI involved in the making of the dogs???? It really looked shitty. Turd like monstrosities running around. Also, the acting is bad. The editing is weird. The film looks unfinished at times and the audio editing is messy oftentimes making it hard to hear the lines. Not that I wanted to hear those poorly written unfunny dialogues. Not coherent at all. At least the first Sharknado had something of a story, a semblance of character arcs. This one’s just lazy and every character is annoying as hell. Never associate this ass with The Breed (2006). 

I love dumb films. I love animal horror films. I went into this with an open mind. I wanted to have fun. But alas… Anyway, Hayden Panetteire and Virginia Gardner, y’all need better agents.

ok so there’s this diva that sews, dances, entangles herself into criminal situations and uses sewing techniques to get out of them

this was terrAbel

This one’s a weird movie to be sentimental about but here I go. When the opening disaster scene was unfolding, I was transported to when I was like seven and watching Final Destination 3 on cable really late at night with my aunt. It hit me that Bloodlines would be the first Final Destination film I’m watching in theaters. The train sequence from the third film has always stuck with me and I after watching that film, I immediately searched for all the other parts that were out at that time and became very obsessed with them and that accelerated my horror loving journey even more. 

Now many many years later, I’m seated for a new one and yes this was everything I wanted and more. The opening disaster was amazingly done. I am not scared of heights but every time they panned down, I winced. Some scenes made me chuckle; morbid humor which this franchise is great at. I also enjoyed the kills. Part of me is a bit disappointed at how CGI some of those looked but it didn’t ruin anything for me and honestly fuck it I’m overlooking that. The kills were still fun. I loved the build ups and the anticipation and the eventual impact. It does everything well exactly how we’d expect this franchise to do. 

Also that Tony Todd scene made me cry. Rest in Peace, my dude. You’re one of the best and will forever be ed by horror fans all over the world.

I also enjoyed the characters especially our lead. She’s not as bland as Kimberly or Bobby Campo which is a huge plus. I also enjoyed the family drama aspect of it all. Characters were never the strongest suit for this franchise so I think this one was an upgrade in that department. I also loved the death design bit here. The whole family bloodline stuff adds a fun fresh twist on the tried and true formula. 

This is getting long so let me wrap up. Overall, I LOVED Final Destination: Bloodlines. I was very excited for this and it didn’t disappoint at all. I’m saying this as a big fan of this franchise. Finally a horror sequel with “bloodlines” in the title that’s actually great. I will be watching again.

Welcome to the supermarket where only hot people are employed in the night crew. 

Intruder is peak 80s slasher. In fact, I’ll even go as far to say that this is one of the best if not the best slasher film of the 80s. It’s got everything: great kills, a hot cast (literally all the night crew except the older guys can get it) and some fun camera angles. It’s been my go to suggestion whenever someone asks me for a 80s slasher recommendation. Need more people to watch this. 

Check out my list: Underrated Slashers.

The way I had completely forgotten about this film until today when I saw it while scrolling Netflix. Put it on and honestly didn't a single thing so it was almost like watching it for the first time. I enjoyed it a lot. In fact, I see I had it at 3 stars and now l'm bumping it to 4. I was entertained. There were some great slasher sequences, Patrick's Brice direction is great and I found most of the characters not annoying which is a major plus. So all in all, a very successful slasher film in my book. The only thing is I think the last act could've been done better. The killer reveal happens and there's just no oomph to it. The final girl doesn't get to stretch her final girl musles that much. It just felt a bit rushed.
But overall, a very enjoyable film.

I am surprised this one's not talked about enough or at least I haven't seen people talk about it enough.
So I'm putting it on my Underrated Slashers List.

This is such a comfort film for me. I think this and Tammy might just be the only two Ben Falcone films that I can defend. Those two films aren’t good but dammit I love them so much.

I looked up the lyrics to Summer of 69 finally and I’ve just now realized that Bryan Adams wasn’t singing about slutting around all summer 69ing.

I should have just listened to the reviews lol. It wasn’t all just bad as there was some fun to be had especially with the gory moments but most of the film is so… lethargic idk it just didn’t do anything for me.

a lot of thoughts rumbling in my brain about blonde josh hartnett but none of them really appropriate for letterboxd if you get my gist.

also idgaf i’ll speak my truth, I liked this way more than bullet train.

Watched on Friday May 9, 2025.

Watched on Thursday May 8, 2025.

Our generation’s Shakesqueer, RuPaul Charles, once said, “You ain’t gotta reinvent the wheel… the wheel is fine, gurl.” And just like that quote, Clown in a Cornfield doesn’t necessarily reinvent the slasher genre. A lot of the beats feel familiar, and a killer clown isn’t exactly groundbreaking anymore. However, what it does with its premise is a whole lot of fun. I had such a good time with this. I loved the small-town vibes, some of the kills, and most importantly, I laughed quite a bit throughout the film. I think if you’re a big fan of slashers like me, you’ll probably enjoy this.

John Leguizamo in drag… not a soul can clock.

I’m still calling it Thunderbolts asterisk by the way. Fuck the new name.

proof i’ll watch anything lmao. I saw this mentioned on a “lesser known Asian horror film” thread on reddit and with a title like “Killer Pussy” I just had to watch it lmao and I’m glad I did. This is awful. But I laughed. It’s essentially a bunch of shitty effects and blood interrupted by softcore porn. Exactly what I expected from a film called “Killer Pussy”. Found this on internet archive lol.

1. On Becoming a Guinea Fowl
2. Final Destination Bloodlines
3. Sinners
4. The Ugly Stepsister
5. The Life of Chuck
6. Companion
7. Mickey 17
8. Sister Midnight
9. Drop
10. The Wedding Banquet

...plus 68 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

movies that aren’t really gay but feel gay

• Muriel's Wedding
• St. Trinian's
• Death Becomes Her
• All About Eve
• Ocean's Eight
• Barbarella
• Miss Congeniality
• Nine to Five
• The Fabelmans
• Scooby-Doo

...plus 8 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

A list of horror movies I love featuring animals going killer. Like Maroon 5 once said “Baby I’m preying on you tonight, hunt you down eat you alive just like animals! like animals’ balls!” 

• Anaconda

  ANACONDAAAAAAAS

• Jaws

  SHARKKKKKKK 

• Crawl

  ALLIGATORRRRR

• Burning Bright

  TIGERRRRR

• 47 Meters Down

  SHARKKKKKK 

• Lake Placid

  CROCODILEEEEE

• Cujo

  DOGGGGG

• The Breed

  DOGSSSSSSS

• Black Sheep

  SHEEPPPPPPP

• Infested

  SPIDERSSSSSSSS

...plus 15 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

I love a good slasher and with this list I am compiling some films that I think are a bit underseen/ underrated. I have included films that I love and this will be an ever-growing list where I will keep adding names as I . check out the notes too!

• Inside

  this one's just SO GOOD. its brutal home invasion film thats dark and bloody and idk if it's underrated but if you've been looking to get into the french new extremity movement, this one's for you

• Macabre

  a very MOTHER villain and a very MOTHER final girl. bloody and gruesome and relentless.

• Cold Prey

  it has one of my favorite final girls of all time! We need to include Jannicke in all the great final girls' lists!

• Cold Prey II

  a great example of a sequel that's lowkey better than the first! Jannicke is so MOTHER.

• Cherry Falls

  brittant murphy 💕

• Harper's Island

  whodunit slasher series that features some great characters. It's kinda broadcast tv but in the best way.

• Severance

  severance before severance

• Dream Home

  this one has a lopped peen

• Tourist Trap

  this used to freak me out as a child and it still does ngl

• Intruder

  supermarket slashings

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Movies where two girls do something stupid, then get stuck and then get rescued but there’s a twist where it’s revealed one girl died and the other hallucinated and thought they both survived but truth is only her survived.

• 47 Meters Down
• Fall

A list of movies where white people get stuck in different places either because of stupidity or just plain bad luck. 

Note: I didn’t think I’d have to explain this list (this list I made just for fun) but let me explain. Some films here, the characters got “stuck” because of their adventures and some were “stuck” because of other reasons. At the end of the day they were stuck lol. 

I am making this list because of this tweet I made a few years back (as well as TikTok where the title was coined.)

Just a fun list. Lets all have fun.

• Fall

  a tower

• The Ruins

  mayan temple

• 247°F

  sauna

• 12 Feet Deep

  swimming pool

• Frozen

  ski lift

• Crawl

  florida

• Cage Dive

  a cage under the sea???

• 47 Meters Down

  a cage under the sea???

• 127 Hours

  a rock

• Prey

  a jeep

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1. The Substance
2. I'm Still Here
3. Conclave
4. Nickel Boys
5. Dune: Part Two
6. Wicked
7. Anora
8. The Brutalist
9. A Complete Unknown
10. Emilia Pérez

Michelle Yeoh is mother.

1. I Saw the TV Glow
2. The Substance
3. Thelma
4. Love Lies Bleeding
5. Red Rooms
6. Sing Sing
7. Babygirl
8. Lost Ladies
9. Girls Will Be Girls
10. Dìdi (弟弟)

...plus 194 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Self Explanatory

1. Everything Everywhere All at Once
2. Gangubai Kathiawadi
3. Nope
4. The Black Phone
5. The Northman
6. Barbarian
7. Honk for Jesus. Save Your Soul.
8. The Fabelmans
9. Watcher
10. Prey

...plus 90 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.