I made a grave mistake. I asked my friends if they wanted to see Dune 2 and then I did something deplorable. I purchased tickets for us all to watch the movie in something called “4DX”. I don’t know why I did it. I didn’t know what “4DX” was at the time of purchase, I had only seen it mentioned before and wanted to try it out. “Could be cool”, I thought, idiotically. I have long chastised the uninformed consumer,…