6u532b

The most relatable character since Amy Dunne. She has my axe AND my sword.

what I love about the OG Hellraiser is that it essentially was about a woman who was sooooooo dickmatized she MURDERED to get that D again

this was…dissimilar

X hit the spot. Marked my spot. An overwhelmingly sweaty, oozey-goozey, wet film, in all the ways one can be. Yum. Squelch. Continuing that trend, I happened to shed some tear duct wetness at times myself, in unexpected emotional ways that spoke to the deep-rooted fears a lot of us harbor in ageing, especially as a woman and *especially* as  ME. This is now about me and my unyielding anxiety about decomposition setting in early. It’s been many Fortnites and yet STILL no gothic battinson has come to offer me eternal life in his fucking sparkle garden! What the fuck, Rob? Time is TICKING away and so are my perky cheeks!!!

Anyways, I think this is a perfect summer texas film in the 70s. I have a theory that every decade is tied to a season and for the 70s, it’s the summertime, baby ☀️ I need to go to sleep

Watched on Sunday January 31, 2021.

Watched on Sunday January 31, 2021.

Watched on Saturday January 30, 2021.

Watched on Saturday January 30, 2021.

This always makes me want pasta 🥰

Wanted to love the shit out of this more than anything, and for the most part I did!!! I’m still mulling on mulligan but I can’t help but feel a little murder blue-balled. Mulligan *was* amazing tho & it’s a got damn crime she hasn’t been more utilized. I will be playing that version of toxic at my wedding

If you saw me log this no you didn’t ♥️

Watched on Friday October 2, 2020.

Watched on Saturday October 10, 2020.

Watched on Saturday October 10, 2020.

Watched on Saturday October 10, 2020.

Watched on Saturday October 10, 2020.

Watched on Saturday October 10, 2020.

Watched on Sunday October 4, 2020.

Watched on Friday October 2, 2020.

Watched on Thursday October 1, 2020.

I too would like to rob Paris Hilton’s house

a dreamy cannibalistic love story brought to you by Die Antwoord and lots of Miami Heat. will die on this hill forever.

She may have entered his store, but He entered mine.

holla at ya girl in da club

I too have a black belt in shopping

Are you MOLLY or are you ANGEL

Watched on Tuesday January 14, 2020.

The GOAT. Iko is king. Better than coffee AND sex.

Well, I didn’t expect this to make me openly weep multiple times, but here we are

It absolutely fucking rules & Jessica Rothe is a goddamn beautiful beast of a human. I hereby declare the happy death days to be THE franchise of the season 

*gavel drop*

Watched on Friday February 15, 2019.

Watched on Wednesday February 13, 2019.

This warmed the cockles of my cold, dead heart.

Essential viewing.

I’d never fuck a sandwich

I’m going to be frank: I watched this movie to cry big fat, ugly tears. Why can’t Nic Cage With The Overflowing Chest Hair threaten to kill himself to ME? The injustice is intolerable, I’m calling the cops

It was highly successful at sawing my buzz in half after the four hour mark. Gyllenhaal’s thighs, tho

Kyle Reese. Kyle...Reese. The most romantic movie of all time featuring quite an exciting subplot about a killer cyborg and a cool iguana named Pugsley. If that’s not enough to win you over, there are not one but TWO naked butts in the first five minutes of this tech(no) noir masterpiece. There’s a storm coming....and so am I.

800 out of 800 stars.

Pretty weird sequel to CLUELESS, but it’s hard to completely hate a 90s cyberpunk thriller that’s kinda Satan-y (and has daddy G).

Watched on Saturday January 26, 2019.

Watched on Sunday January 20, 2019.

Watched on Sunday January 20, 2019.

Watched on Sunday January 20, 2019.

Watched on Sunday January 20, 2019.

Watched on Wednesday January 23, 2019.

Watched on Sunday January 20, 2019.

Watched on Sunday January 13, 2019.

Watched on Friday January 11, 2019.

Watched on Tuesday January 8, 2019.

Watched on Monday January 7, 2019.

Watched on Sunday January 6, 2019.

Watched on Saturday January 5, 2019.

• Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair
• Jackie Brown
• Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood
• Inglourious Basterds
• Death Proof
• Django Unchained
• Pulp Fiction
• Reservoir Dogs
• The Hateful Eight

• Personal Shopper
• The Terminator
• RoboCop
• Switchblade Sisters
• Holy Motors
• The Umbrellas of Cherbourg
• Gremlins 2: The New Batch
• Blade II
• Blade Runner
• Phantasm

...plus 146 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

I am Always Bad at This But Here’s A List of My 2022 Faves. Most were churned out in the wee little witching hours, when my insomnia-riddled grey matter felt a small speck of dopamine while the siren-call lure of having my words escape my fingertips did it’s duty. These were all written on ambien

• Scream

  A jolly good entertaining time! I love every scream movie that’s ever existed, ~PERIODT~

• The Batman

  In this installment, this IS the Batman Gotham deserves. I am Gotham. Clean me up, sparkle king

• Fresh

  This missed the mark a few times but the soundtrack had me ::vibrating:: Or maybe that was the leftover vibes (ha, heh) I was feeling after watching and pausing and watching and pausing  Sebastian Stan dance???? Anyways unrelated but my review is full of serotonin and that should be noted

• Kimi

  A perfect 3.5 star movie. Sleek, thrilling, fun little murders. Zoe’s character’s apartment  is ideal-level Pinterest tech aesthetic, something I, a woman who’s embraced the full goblin mode, can only look on with something akin to awe. Sidenote this is also great relatable  fun for us neurodivergents out there! Finally I felt SEEN 🥺

• X

  X hit the spot. Marked my spot. An overwhelmingly sweaty, oozey-goozey, wet film, in all the ways one can be. Continuing that trend, I happened to shed some tear duct wetness at times, in unexpected ways that spoke to the deep-rooted fears a lot of us harbor in ageing, especially as a woman, especially as *me* bc this is now about me and my unyielding anxiety about decomposition setting in early. Anyways, I think this is a perfect summer texas film in the 70s. I have a theory that every decade is tied to a season and for the 70s, it’s the summertime, baby ☀️ I need to go to sleep

• The Fallout

  This movie wrecked my life up. Obsessed with it

• The Terminator
• The Lure
• Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair
• The Matrix
• In the Mood for Love
• Switchblade Sisters
• Strange Days
• Mad Max: Fury Road
• Body Double
• The Raid

...plus 2 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Popcorn
• WNUF Halloween Special
• The Howling
• Scream
• Scream 2
• Scream 3
• Scream 4
• Practical Magic
• Stage Fright

If you've seen one, let me know and I can delete to clean up the list :)

• 301/302

  Dir. Park Chul-soo

  Note: This is on S Korea's Cinema Archive's YouTube! It's so so so so good, and after I watched it it instantly became a favorite of mine.

• Black Girl

  Dir. Ousmane Sembène

  Note: It may be short, but this movie broke me.

• Breathe

  Dir. Mélanie Laurent

  Note: This movie oozes femininity, and you will love it. + the director is the woman who burns down the theater in Inglourious Basterds!

• Day for Night

  Dir. François Truffaut

  Note: I already told you about this one, but wanted to give you a reminder :)

• From Me to You

  Dir. Naoto Kumazawa

  Note: This movie checks all my boxes. It's a romance about a boy who falls in love with a girl who looks like Sadako.

• God's Own Country

  Dir. Francis Lee

  Note: Be aware, this is 🥵.

• House of Tolerance

  Dir. Bertrand Bonello
  If you like this, watch this: Nocturama

  Note: THIS MOVIE IS SO MY AESTHETIC. You will die.

• The Hunt

  Dir. Thomas Vinterberg
  If you like this, watch this: Far From the Maddening Crowd (2015)

  Note: No one attacks my Mads!!

• I Knew Her Well

  Dir. Antonio Pietrangeli

  Note: For some reason, this film feels like something you would strongly resonate with. It's really beautiful.

• In the Realm of the Senses

  Dir. Nagisa Ōshima

  Note: This movie fucks, literally.

...plus 20 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Once Bitten
• Vamp
• Fright Night
• Love Bites
• Vampire's Kiss
• Interview with the Vampire
• Queen of the Damned
• Kiss of the Damned
• A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night
• The Transfiguration

...plus 102 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

my personal faves, these are all the best bc my opinion is the right one.

• 10 Cloverfield Lane
• The ant
• American Honey
• Annihilation
• Anomalisa
• Arrival
• Attack the Block
• The Autopsy of Jane Doe
• The Avengers
• The Bad Batch

...plus 142 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Parasite
• Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood
• Uncut Gems
• John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum
• Knife+Heart
• Little Women
• One Cut of the Dead
• Climax
• Booksmart
• Her Smell

...plus 17 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Suspiria
2. The Night Comes for Us
3. Revenge
4. Mandy
5. Black Panther
6. Annihilation
7. Unsane
8. Mission: Impossible – Fallout
9. Cam
10. Upgrade

...plus 10 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Streets of Fire
• The Warriors
• The Driver
• The Duke of Burgundy
• The Lawnmower Man
• End of Days
• Man of Tai Chi
• Constantine
• Working Girl
• Ghoulies

...plus 29 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Call Me by Your Name
2. Phantom Thread
3. Personal Shopper
4. The Shape of Water
5. The Lure
6. John Wick: Chapter 2
7. Lady Macbeth
8. Raw
9. Lady Bird
10. The Bad Batch

...plus 21 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Death Proof
• La La Land
• Fade to Black
• Ghostwatch
• Split
• Sorcerer
• The Void
• Colossal
• The Terminator
• Shin Godzilla

...plus 218 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Phantasm II
• Beyond the Gates
• Bloodsucking Bastards
• Sicario
• Mad Max: Fury Road
• Demons
• An Angel for Satan
• Sing Street
• Night of the Comet
• Strange Days

...plus 145 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.