haha, killy blondy mommy who can stabby stabby me with her swordy swordy

haha, killy blondy mommy who can punchy punchy me in the hearty hearty

kudos to david and chad for wanting to include more women and allow them to do their own stunts

Our Ridley, who art in Hollywood,
Goat be thy name.
Thy kingdom (heh, see what I did there) come,
Thy will be done, on Earth as it was in Alien.

Give us this day our daily dread,
And forgive us for our curiosity,
As we forgive those who greenlit Requiem.
Lead us not into fan-service,
But deliver us from incoherent night scenes.

For thine is the vision,
And the terror,
And the legacy,
Forever untainted by that sequel.

A-xenomorph-men.

What great gore and effects, too bad it's let down by the dumbest fucking characters I've legitimately ever seen and some of the dialogue is so blatantly bland and weak, they quite literally spoon feed you obvious events through a character's lines, like???? Despite the negatives I thought it was actually solid, but the sheer dumbness of those characters gave me a headache.