only here for the free food

This is just kind of a bad mystery story. Honestly really obvious. You wouldn't need a world famous detective to figure that out.
Absolutely crazy that this has possibly the most stacked cast of all time. But what's even more crazy is that I think I actually prefer Kenneth Branagh's take on the character over the old pervert in this film.
Thoughts I had while watching this:
minor (and very obvious) spoilers included.
- Ain't no way the boyfriend is surviving that.
- Yeah this might be the worst movie I've seen so far this year and that says an insane amount.
- Also why do they all talk like that. Not with the accents but just the stuff they say and the way they say it is insane. Like just shut the fuck up. Honestly though. Please just shut the…