Michael Keene Pro

Writer/director, you know the type.

Favorite films

  • RoboCop
  • Possession
  • Strangers in Paradise
  • Blue Velvet

All
  • Opening Night

    ★★★★½

  • Slap Shot

    ★★★★

  • The Ascent

    ★★★★

  • Sorcerer

    ★★★★★

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3 Women

1977

★★★★½ Liked Watched

What if two autistic women became roommates?

Friendship

2024

★★★★ Liked Watched

Oh, the way I was actively cringing in my seat, desperate for any sort of release… truly an exquisite cinematic experience.

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Seven in Heaven

2018

★★ Watched

It’s definitely a movie about a closet.

Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning

2025

★★★ 2

… I’m in a state of mourning.

Final Reckoning isn’t a bad film or anything, but after the last three bangers it feels like a huge misstep. It’s aggressively self-serious, with very little time for the humor which had been built into the franchise over the last few entries. The exposition is tedious and the plot borderline incomprehensible, and for the life of me I can’t understand why half the characters are even here. Nick Offerman, I’m looking at you. …