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Watched on Friday June 13, 2025.

The millisecond that Claire Foy first steps into frame, I immediately start weeping, knowing what’s about to come.

Watched on Sunday June 8, 2025.

Watched on Saturday June 7, 2025.

“Predator vs. insert group in insert time period”, plus it’s violent 3D cell-shaded animation. Guaranteed recipe for success

I’m dying to see what the Broadway musical version of this is like now

Dakota Johnson being sad has just been the mood lately.

Watched on Saturday May 31, 2025.

He used to be a REAL piece of shit!

End of Eva for Dummies

I feel like Cooper Raiff has the potential to be a Greta Gerwig level writer/director speaking to the heart of the stresses and anxieties of adulthood that this generation struggles with in emotionally mature and nuanced ways. One day he’s going to make a movie on the level of Barbie that will take over the zeitgeist and everyone is going to love and connect with it on a massive scale, just as much as I have with his first two movies already.

If The Perks of Being a Wallflower was my high school experience, then this is certainly my college experience.

What I wouldn’t pay to get one of these for Rent, or Hadestown, or Wicked, or any musical that I’ve ever loved in my life.

In some ways I too feel like a 30 year old man who’s still in high school. 

This wouldn’t be nearly as embarrassing if they just simply cast anyone else.

Ol’ Godzilla was hopping’ the FUCK around!

I thought that it was impossible to make new friends after the age of 30, but it’s never too late to find your group of misfits.

Another classic entry in the “I love The Smiths” cinematic universe

The SpongeBob SquarePants Film! 

The part where SpongeBob loses me is when he decides to go on a dangerous mission to save his boss, who just ed him over for a big promotion, no less. Let him burn, Sponge! Upper management is not your friend!

And no one thought to tell me of all people that the cool new 70mm IMAX Ryan Coogler/Michael B. Jordan vampire horror movie was ALSO a musical!?!?!!

Seeing Sinners tonight, can’t believe that stupid ass Marvel kept the real Ryan Coogler away from us for nearly a decade.

There will always be things that bother me about this movie, but if there’s any movie that has earned its place on the Mike Movies Mount Rushmore, it’s this. For all of its faults, I’m very happy that I had a movie like this to guide me and give me hope at an age when I needed it, and that the messages that I’ve taken away from this movie throughout my life have helped make me a more mature, sensitive, empathetic person.

Watched on Monday April 21, 2025.

They made Casey Jones into a fucking cop played by SAG-AFTRA scab Stephen Amell and Baxter Stockman is freakin Tyler Perry. GTFOUTTA HERE WITH THAT SHITT! At least Brad Garrett gets to do a funny voice and Donatello gets to actually do stuff.

My head cannon is that the one obligatory Gaslight Cafe scene takes place on the same night that Llewyn Davis got popped in the alleyway.

Bong Joon Ho lite

Donnie being a weeb is just another reason why he’s the best turtle.

I was thinking of logging this as a 1 star review as an April Fools joke, but I honestly couldn’t even do that as a joke

RC coulda brought them there and back in 20 minutes flat.

Saw in concert with live orchestra. Helps that I know every single sound of this movie, getting to hear scenes in a different way was very exciting. The Sid themes go hard as fuck in person.

It’s been a good number of years since I last watched this, but it felt like watching a crash course on every toxic relationship I’ve been in since high school.

They have a very Hey Arnold and his grandma character dynamic, and the less context you look at that with, the better.

Having just finished a rewatch of How I Met Your Mother, I’m disappointed that I didn’t get to see Barney Stinson get viciously ripped apart by alien bug creatures like he deserved.

Something about watching this in a post-Barbie world, to think that at one point there was this struggling artist that was able to make art that spoke to the universal generational feeling of stumbling through life with no direction, who then went on to make the biggest movie of the year that everyone loved and connected to on a grand scale. An honest to God inspiration that this woman is!

Watching each other pee is a 100% worse way to cheat than just straight up fucking.

A movie for the “Me and my friends would’ve killed E.T. with hammers” crowd.

Watched on Saturday March 15, 2025.

If only Daffy Duck and Porky Pig were there to stop them!

This is like a long lost 90’s Warner animation in the style of Animaniacs or Tiny Tunes with tons of hilarious, disgusting Ren & Stimpy absurdist humor. I never thought I would ever see another major 2D animated movie in the theater in my whole life.

Robert Pattinson said that he based his performance(s) on Ren & Stimpy, and it definitely shows. Especially when the mean one calls the soft one an “EEDIOT”

Just my yearly mandatory birthday month watch. Nothing to see here

Iconic Cat Dad Cinema

Holy fuck this is the most that I've ever felt like Elaine Benes during The English Patient. Just finish the goddamn building already!

I've been feeling this for some time now, but I think this movie solidified that I am no longer the "serious cinephile" that I once thought I was, and I honestly think it's for the better. I don't need to keep pretending that these long, boring, pretentious 3+ hour long auteur "masterpieces" are the best movies of the year.

Watched on Saturday March 1, 2025.

Watched on Friday February 28, 2025.

Clearly the worst of the trilogy. It’s certainly a good movie and has a valuable perspective on the relationship between these two and filling in the gaps of their lives between films, but these characters have become just so bitter and miserable together that it kind of sours the magic and beauty of the first two movies. I don’t need to see how literally every character that I’ve ever grown attached to became a bitter, miserable asshole.

Watched on Monday February 24, 2025.

I’m totally fine with him just going as Oz Perkins from this point out.

I’m gettin’ really sick of guys named Todd

I feel like this would’ve worked a lot more on me when I was younger. Feel like I’ve been saying that a lot lately. Guess this is what growing up feels like. Damn, maybe this did work on me? Maybe it’ll work better when I’m older?

Make a better movie than Wallace and Gromit then, bozo

Watched this then went and saw Hadestown. A top-tier day!

1. All of Us Strangers
2. Barbie

   
   

3. Oppenheimer

   
   

4. Robot Dreams
5. Killers of the Flower Moon

   
   

6. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

   
   

7. Saltburn
8. The Holdovers
9. The Iron Claw
10. Sanctuary

    
    

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1. Spider-Man 2
2. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
3. Before Sunset
4. Sideways
5. The Incredibles
6. Mean Creek
7. Shrek 2
8. Kung Fu Hustle
9. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
10. The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

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1. Wicked
2. The Wild Robot
3. Dune: Part Two
4. I Saw the TV Glow
5. Anora
6. Nosferatu
7. Sing Sing
8. The Substance
9. Dìdi (弟弟)
10. Riddle of Fire

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• All That Jazz
• Am I OK?
• The Black Hole
• Black Panther: Wakanda Forever
• The Brutalist
• Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker
• A Complete Unknown
• David Lynch: The Art Life
• The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie
• Death Becomes Her

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1. Eighth Grade
2. The Favourite
3. Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
4. If Beale Street Could Talk
5. Burning
6. Paddington 2
7. Widows
8. You Were Never Really Here
9. BlacKkKlansman
10. Won't You Be My Neighbor?

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1. The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
2. Drive
3. Like Crazy
4. Weekend
5. Hugo
6. We Need to Talk About Kevin
7. 50/50
8. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
9. Shame
10. Pariah

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1. Blow Out
2. Raiders of the Lost Ark
3. The Evil Dead
4. Possession
5. My Dinner with Andre
6. Mur Murs
7. Mad Max 2
8. Ms .45
9. The Great Muppet Caper
10. Documenteur

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1. Sinners
2. Friendship
3. The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie
4. Mickey 17
5. Predator: Killer of Killers
6. Paddington in Peru
7. The Monkey
8. Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning

1. Malcolm X
2. Porco Rosso
3. Glengarry Glen Ross
4. Braindead
5. Reservoir Dogs
6. The Muppet Christmas Carol
7. The Player
8. Death Becomes Her
9. White Men Can't Jump
10. Aladdin

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• Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning
• Deadpool & Wolverine
• Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga
• Dune: Part Two
• The Boy and the Heron
• Napoleon
• Killers of the Flower Moon
• Blue Beetle
• Oppenheimer
• Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning

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• Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol
• Mission: Impossible – Fallout
• Mission: Impossible
• Mission: Impossible III
• Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation
• Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning
• Mission: Impossible II
• Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning

1. Bones and All
2. Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio
3. The Banshees of Inisherin
4. RRR
5. Avatar: The Way of Water
6. Marcel the Shell with Shoes On
7. The Northman
8. Everything Everywhere All at Once
9. Cha Cha Real Smooth
10. We're All Going to the World's Fair

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1. Shithouse
2. Wolfwalkers
3. Promising Young Woman
4. The Father
5. I'm Thinking of Ending Things
6. Another Round
7. Never Rarely Sometimes Always
8. Ride Your Wave
9. The Wolf House
10. Soul

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1. Shiva Baby
2. C'mon C'mon
3. Dune
4. tick, tick... BOOM!
5. The Worst Person in the World
6. Titane
7. Drive My Car
8. Pig
9. West Side Story
10. The Green Knight

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Big Lizard vs. Big Monkey

1. King Kong
2. Godzilla Minus One
3. Shin Godzilla
4. Godzilla vs. Biollante
5. Godzilla vs. Kong
6. Godzilla
7. King Kong
8. Kong: Skull Island
9. Godzilla
10. Godzilla: King of the Monsters

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1. Cinema Paradiso
2. Do the Right Thing
3. Kiki's Delivery Service
4. Dead Poets Society
5. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
6. Born on the Fourth of July
7. Society
8. Godzilla vs. Biollante
9. Back to the Future Part II
10. UHF

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1. The Perks of Being a Wallflower
2. Skyfall
3. The Master
4. Life of Pi
5. Django Unchained
6. ParaNorman
7. Seven Psychopaths
8. Beasts of the Southern Wild
9. Holy Motors
10. Moonrise Kingdom

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THANOS IN THE HOOOOOOOOOUSE!

1. Black Panther
2. Captain America: The Winter Soldier
3. Avengers: Infinity War
4. Iron Man
5. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
6. Captain America: Civil War
7. Guardians of the Galaxy
8. Avengers: Endgame
9. Captain America: The First Avenger
10. The Avengers

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1. Wicked
2. Barbie
3. Dune: Part Two
4. Oppenheimer
5. The Banshees of Inisherin
6. Avatar: The Way of Water
7. Dune
8. Anora
9. Killers of the Flower Moon
10. Everything Everywhere All at Once

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1. La La Land
2. Moonlight
3. Green Room
4. Swiss Army Man
5. 20th Century Women
6. The Handmaiden
7. Paterson
8. The Nice Guys
9. Kubo and the Two Strings
10. Sing Street

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1. Princess Mononoke
2. Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion
3. Good Will Hunting
4. Hercules
5. Titanic
6. Starship Troopers
7. Boogie Nights
8. Happy Together
9. Cure
10. A Gun for Jennifer

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1. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
2. Punch-Drunk Love
3. Spirited Away
4. The Happiness of the Katakuris
5. Spider-Man
6. Chicago
7. Catch Me If You Can
8. Millennium Actress
9. Adaptation.
10. Jackass: The Movie

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My ranking from favorite to least favorite of the Academy Award winners for Best Picture.

1. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
2. The Godfather
3. Parasite
4. Moonlight
5. The Apartment
6. The Silence of the Lambs
7. West Side Story
8. Oppenheimer
9. The Shape of Water
10. No Country for Old Men

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1. Cinema Paradiso
2. Parasite
3. Bicycle Thieves
4. Drive My Car
5. Another Round
6. All Quiet on the Western Front
7. I'm Still Here
8. Roma
9. Rashomon
10. Son of Saul

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1. Toy Story 3
2. WALL·E
3. Spirited Away
4. Finding Nemo
5. Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
6. Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio
7. Inside Out
8. The Incredibles
9. Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
10. Up

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1. s Ha
2. Inside Llewyn Davis
3. Her
4. Fruitvale Station
5. Short Term 12
6. Gravity
7. The Wolf of Wall Street
8. The Hunt
9. Mud
10. The World's End

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1. The Hunchback of Notre Dame
2. Sleeping Beauty
3. Hercules
4. The Lion King
5. Bambi
6. The Jungle Book
7. Tarzan
8. The Emperor's New Groove
9. Beauty and the Beast
10. Pinocchio

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1. Spirited Away
2. Princess Mononoke
3. Porco Rosso
4. Kiki's Delivery Service
5. Grave of the Fireflies
6. The Wind Rises
7. My Neighbor Totoro
8. The Tale of The Princess Kaguya
9. The Boy and the Heron
10. When Marnie Was There

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1. Once
2. My Winnipeg
3. Zodiac
4. Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
5. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
6. No Country for Old Men
7. There Will Be Blood
8. Into the Wild
9. The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters
10. Hot Fuzz

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1. The Squid and the Whale
2. Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
3. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
4. Brick
5. King Kong
6. The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
7. Batman Begins
8. Grizzly Man
9. Me and You and Everyone We Know
10. Good Night, and Good Luck.

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"Are you not entertained?!”
No, because I’m watching Robin Hood.

1. Blade Runner
2. Alien
3. The Martian
4. Gladiator
5. Gladiator II
6. Black Hawk Down
7. Alien: Covenant
8. Napoleon
9. Prometheus
10. Body of Lies

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1. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
2. Monsters, Inc.
3. Mulholland Drive
4. Hedwig and the Angry Inch
5. Memento
6. Amélie
7. The Others
8. Y Tu Mamá También
9. Donnie Darko
10. Shrek

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1. Toy Story
2. Before Sunrise
3. The Postman
4. Se7en
5. Fallen Angels
6. The Addiction
7. Ghost in the Shell
8. Tales from the Hood
9. Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight
10. Braveheart

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As an unapologetic fan of musicals, here's my list of all of the movies adapted from Broadway musicals from my favorite to least favorite. Original movies that are musicals such as La La Land don't count, nor do films that were adapted into Broadway musicals only after the film was released such as The Lion King or Once.

1. Wicked
2. West Side Story
3. Hedwig and the Angry Inch
4. Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
5. Chicago
6. tick, tick... BOOM!
7. The Sound of Music
8. West Side Story
9. Dreamgirls
10. In the Heights

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Number of times in description

• Cats

  5

• Wicked

  3

• The Super Mario Bros. Movie

  3

• The Dark Knight

  3
  

• Toy Story

  3
  
  

• Nosferatu

  2

• Dune: Part Two

  2

• Barbie

  2

• Everything Everywhere All at Once

  2

• Parasite

  2

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CRACKAS, GROMIE!!!

1. The Wrong Tros
2. Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
3. Shaun the Sheep Movie
4. A Close Shave
5. Chicken Run
6. Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl
7. A Matter of Loaf and Death
8. Early Man
9. A Grand Day Out
10. A Shaun the Sheep Movie: Farmageddon

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1. Mad Max: Fury Road
2. Room
3. Inside Out
4. Amy
5. The Revenant
6. Anomalisa
7. Tangerine
8. The End of the Tour
9. Spotlight
10. It Follows

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This list is my ranking of every theatrically released film based on a superhero comic book series that I have seen in order from best to worst. Also, I am not including movies about superheros if they are not based on a comic. So movies such as The Incredibles, Unbreakable, and Hancock to name a few, do not count.

1. Spider-Man 2
2. The Dark Knight
3. Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
4. Superman
5. Spider-Man
6. Hellboy II: The Golden Army
7. Logan
8. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
9. Dredd
10. The Batman

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"You've got a friend in me."

1. Toy Story
2. Toy Story 2
3. Toy Story 3
4. WALL·E
5. Finding Nemo
6. Monsters, Inc.
7. Inside Out
8. Up
9. The Incredibles
10. Ratatouille

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1. Uncut Gems
2. Parasite
3. Marriage Story
4. The Irishman
5. Little Women
6. Knives Out
7. Us
8. Her Smell
9. The Last Black Man in San Francisco
10. The Farewell

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1. The Wild Robot
2. Shrek 2
3. Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
4. How to Train Your Dragon
5. Shrek
6. The Road to El Dorado
7. The Prince of Egypt
8. Kung Fu Panda
9. How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World
10. Chicken Run

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1. Pulp Fiction
2. The Shawshank Redemption
3. Ed Wood
4. The Lion King
5. Serial Mom
6. Go Fish
7. The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
8. Drunken Master II
9. Clerks
10. Dumb and Dumber

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1. E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
2. Blade Runner
3. The Thing
4. The King of Comedy
5. The Secret of NIMH
6. Pink Floyd: The Wall
7. Smithereens
8. One from the Heart
9. Poltergeist
10. Liquid Sky

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1. Bound
2. The Hunchback of Notre Dame
3. Trainspotting
4. Big Night
5. Welcome to the Dollhouse
6. Waiting for Guffman
7. The Birdcage
8. Fargo
9. Scream
10. Sleepers

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1. Requiem for a Dream
2. In the Mood for Love
3. You Can Count on Me
4. O Brother, Where Art Thou?
5. Almost Famous
6. American Psycho
7. The Emperor's New Groove
8. Shadow of the Vampire
9. Billy Elliot
10. Best in Show

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• The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
• Alien: Romulus
• All of Us Strangers
• Anora
• Angel
• Avenging Angel
• Best in Show
• Blade II
• The Blob
• Body Double

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1. Come and See
2. Vagabond
3. Brazil
4. Back to the Future
5. After Hours
6. Police Story
7. The Breakfast Club
8. Blood Simple
9. Follow That Bird
10. Avenging Angel

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1. The Dark Knight
2. WALL·E
3. The Wrestler
4. Slumdog Millionaire
5. Synecdoche, New York
6. Hellboy II: The Golden Army
7. Man on Wire
8. In Bruges
9. Let the Right One In
10. Burn After Reading

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1. Toy Story 3
2. Lady Bird
3. La La Land
4. Inception
5. Mad Max: Fury Road
6. Boyhood
7. Moonlight
8. Her
9. The Social Network
10. Parasite

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1. (500) Days of Summer
2. Where the Wild Things Are
3. Fantastic Mr. Fox
4. District 9
5. Up
6. The House of the Devil
7. Mary and Max
8. Up in the Air
9. Inglourious Basterds
10. Avatar

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