to watch Catwoman is not to understand it or like or dislike it, to watch Catwoman is to simply experience it

“are you ready for your acting lesson?”

meryl streep gulped.

daniel day-lewis nodded.

katharine hepburn shuddered.

jack nicholson blinked nervously.

“yes elizabeth berkley,” they said in unison.

always really funny when a didactic, trite, and surface-level movie is about some kind of creative whose work is criticised within the film for being didactic, trite, and surface-level. colman domingo is one of our worst living actors.

honestly, it kind of commits the same cardinal sin as something like Joker in that, more than anything, it's just... unfathomably boring and laborious? if you're going to make gaudy, misguided trash, then commit to the bit! entertaining garbage is always better than dull garbage!

find me a scene from the entire history of cinema that is more stressful than the tanning beds scene. i'll wait

hard to believe it was The Blind Side that won sandra her oscar and not this trailblazing feminist masterpiece