Personally, I would have simply DIED if both Gina Gershon and Kyle MacLachlan were pursuing me. Jesus Christ Nomi, you have GINA GERSHON looking at you LIKE THAT. WHAT THE FUCK. 

This is the most bisexual movie ever. I was gasping for air the whole run time. 

Aside from being so ridiculously horny even Russ Meyer would be blushing, this is a fantastic film. I don’t understand the hate at all. This is camp at its peak and it glitters and shines and shimmies and I want more. I almost felt a bit sad when it ended…

Also like, straight-washed Bound?