"It could be worse. It could be with Sting." - Ozzy Osbourne

Goddamn, there's a shitload of cursing in this!
Linda Blair kicks some ass and is definitely the wrong one to fuck with.

To be honest; the Leprechaun makes quite a good pimp.

I prefer the Sion Sono Cut that replaces the whole movie with "Love Exposure".

Well, this was shamingly bad ... but damn, the costumes were marvellous!

Suck on this, Scorsese-Fanboys who try to sell me a four hour long movie. THIS is how you do it! This had me by the balls. This was intense; I laughed, I cried, I cheered, I was shocked, … it made me feel something. An absolute masterpiece.

My favorite part of this documentary is the heartbreaking segment with the “deranged” pinguin walking into the interior of the vast continent with nothing but certain death in front of him and Werner Herzog is asking “But why?” while Russian orthodox choir music is playing in the background.

I've been warned about this one, so I didn't expect much - but honestly, I had quite a laugh.
If you were looking forward to this movie, I can understand your frustration. Also, lowering your expetations isn't a good sign for a movie ...
Still I had a good time with this senseless action-adventure and its weird mix of humor and violence.

+1 ★ for the idea.
-1 ★ for making this into a movie.

then again +2 ★s for the balls they had to make this movie.