I can't draw the forest for the trees!

When the final girl takes down the final villain... that's the Last Action Hero

Shoot 'em up gangsta style. Bang bang, they shot me dead. I heard you was unloading the docs and not…

They don't love me. They really don't love me. Not to be confused with Robbed! They actually were a contender

They could've been a contender... but it wasn't theirs to be. Not to be confused with: Snubbed! They didn't love…

I can ride your dad with no handlebars. No handlebars. Also, I want to ride your bicycle! bicycle!

I see the moon and the moon sees me. One of is made of cheese.

Space the final frontier where they can't hear you screaming.

Religion... What is a Religion? Well you see way back, someone objected to you so they made these rules... Not…

If someone's church wasn't offended, was it even edgy let alone schlocky? If a suburban house mother can't say the…

London Calling! But only in your superbasements.

I kissed a boy and I liked it. He sucked... my blood with those fangs. But he turned into a…