Do you know how I got these Skars?

The trailer for this promised somewhat a good time but here I sit, disappointed. Locked is a thriller without thrills, divisible in three (inequal in length) sections: when the car stands still, when it's on the go and when the real driver gets in - with the most interesting being the last one.

Had it been a more exciting ride, you could've said the moments Hannibal and Nosferatu share on screen make…