Letterboxd 4v3r4n NG https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/no_goblins/ Letterboxd - NG The Boy and the Heron 6c263x 2023 - ★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/no_goblins/film/the-boy-and-the-heron/ letterboxd-review-888756795 Thu, 15 May 2025 18:24:58 +1200 2025-05-15 No The Boy and the Heron 2023 2.0 508883 <![CDATA[

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Sinners 585y6o 2025 - ★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/no_goblins/film/sinners-2025/ letterboxd-review-871874934 Sat, 26 Apr 2025 03:01:00 +1200 2025-04-25 No Sinners 2025 2.0 1233413 <![CDATA[

So what have they been doing for the last 60 years ?

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Midsommar 3b3231 2019 - ★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/no_goblins/film/midsommar/ letterboxd-review-842466013 Sat, 22 Mar 2025 19:49:22 +1300 2025-03-22 No Midsommar 2019 2.5 530385 <![CDATA[

Tried to give this another shot after Ghost Stories for the End of the World did an episode about it but no, this movie just isn't for me

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Michael Clayton 2k5r6g 2007 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/no_goblins/film/michael-clayton/ letterboxd-review-842465271 Sat, 22 Mar 2025 19:47:26 +1300 2025-03-22 No Michael Clayton 2007 4.0 4566 <![CDATA[

A very cold movie

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The Monkey 26h44 2025 - ★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/no_goblins/film/the-monkey-2025/ letterboxd-review-827221105 Wed, 5 Mar 2025 16:24:15 +1300 2025-03-04 No The Monkey 2025 2.0 1124620 <![CDATA[

Who skydives at night

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https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/no_goblins/film/dungeons-dragons-honor-among-thieves/ letterboxd-review-821583919 Thu, 27 Feb 2025 18:55:25 +1300 2025-02-26 No Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 2023 3.5 493529 <![CDATA[

Just like BG3, too much lore and too many settings, but overall a lot of fun

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A Futile and Stupid Gesture 7ws 2018 - ★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/no_goblins/film/a-futile-and-stupid-gesture/ letterboxd-review-817164159 Sun, 23 Feb 2025 06:43:50 +1300 2025-02-22 No A Futile and Stupid Gesture 2018 2.5 391710 <![CDATA[

I this being funnier the first time I watched it

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The Wrong Missy 4t4a5f 2020 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/no_goblins/film/the-wrong-missy/ letterboxd-review-816789434 Sat, 22 Feb 2025 18:59:31 +1300 2025-02-21 No The Wrong Missy 2020 4.0 582596 <![CDATA[

This movie made me cry with laughter

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The Scorpion King k6m6r 2002 - ★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/no_goblins/film/the-scorpion-king/ letterboxd-review-801351033 Thu, 6 Feb 2025 15:30:26 +1300 2025-02-05 No The Scorpion King 2002 2.0 9334 <![CDATA[

They did him so dirty with that wig

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Presence 3uh5z 2024 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/no_goblins/film/presence-2024/ letterboxd-review-801350801 Thu, 6 Feb 2025 15:30:06 +1300 2025-02-05 No Presence 2024 3.5 1140535 <![CDATA[

They must have concluded the B plot about the mom's legal issues when I got up to refill my popcorn

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Inu 35w6q Oh, 2021 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/no_goblins/film/inu-oh/ letterboxd-review-798696044 Mon, 3 Feb 2025 17:25:29 +1300 2025-02-02 No Inu-Oh 2021 4.0 642538 <![CDATA[

Definitely one of the most creative and interesting movies I've seen

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Rush Hour 3 11291r 2007 - ★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/no_goblins/film/rush-hour-3/ letterboxd-review-791688703 Tue, 28 Jan 2025 08:40:20 +1300 2025-01-27 No Rush Hour 3 2007 1.0 5174 <![CDATA[

How do I keep falling for this

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Rush Hour 2 55321v 2001 - ★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/no_goblins/film/rush-hour-2/ letterboxd-review-790854991 Mon, 27 Jan 2025 13:44:58 +1300 2025-01-26 No Rush Hour 2 2001 1.0 5175 <![CDATA[

I was told this would be better than the first one but it wasn't

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Waterworld 6n594z 1995 - ★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/no_goblins/film/waterworld/ letterboxd-review-779317514 Fri, 17 Jan 2025 18:32:32 +1300 2025-01-16 No Waterworld 1995 1.0 9804 <![CDATA[

People always talk about movies like Willy Wonka being inspired by drug use, but this movie definitely seems like it was written and made by people on drugs (derogatory)

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Rush Hour 332x5e 1998 - ★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/no_goblins/film/rush-hour/ letterboxd-review-779022180 Fri, 17 Jan 2025 12:50:17 +1300 2025-01-16 No Rush Hour 1998 1.0 2109 <![CDATA[

Weird movie

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Alien 3b321p Romulus, 2024 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/no_goblins/film/alien-romulus/ letterboxd-review-749815818 Fri, 27 Dec 2024 18:39:52 +1300 2024-12-26 No Alien: Romulus 2024 3.5 945961 <![CDATA[

Some really ridiculous scenes but this movie had me on the edge of my seat yelling noooooo eeewwww

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Krampus 3j2348 2015 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/no_goblins/film/krampus/ letterboxd-review-749810015 Fri, 27 Dec 2024 18:33:33 +1300 2024-12-26 No Krampus 2015 3.0 287903 <![CDATA[

Awfully liberal with the homages to other movies but I do like the creepy monster design

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Cuckoo 693j2c 2024 - ★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/no_goblins/film/cuckoo-2024/ letterboxd-review-728897046 Mon, 2 Dec 2024 21:30:08 +1300 2024-12-02 No Cuckoo 2024 2.0 869291 <![CDATA[

I can't believe they tricked me into watching Vivarium again

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Salem's Lot 505l5y 2024 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/no_goblins/film/salems-lot-2024/ letterboxd-review-720353168 Thu, 21 Nov 2024 19:01:55 +1300 2024-11-21 No Salem's Lot 2024 3.5 748230 <![CDATA[

Damn Mark !

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Red Dragon 21r5g 2002 - ★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/no_goblins/film/red-dragon/ letterboxd-review-698460884 Wed, 23 Oct 2024 16:36:46 +1300 2024-10-22 No Red Dragon 2002 1.0 9533 <![CDATA[

I wanted this to be scary but it was just weird and bad

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Under Paris 206a3d 2024 - ★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/no_goblins/film/under-paris/ letterboxd-review-658659380 Mon, 26 Aug 2024 17:43:10 +1200 2024-08-26 No Under Paris 2024 1.0 1001311 <![CDATA[

I watch a lot of shark movies and they are always stupid but wow... sacre bleu that was bad

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Killers of the Flower Moon 32uw 2023 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/no_goblins/film/killers-of-the-flower-moon/ letterboxd-review-580253701 Wed, 24 Apr 2024 01:28:50 +1200 2024-04-23 No Killers of the Flower Moon 2023 4.0 466420 <![CDATA[

Wow ! Much better than I expected. Marty really outdid himself with this one

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Late Night with the Devil h2bd 2023 - ★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/no_goblins/film/late-night-with-the-devil/ letterboxd-review-580253430 Wed, 24 Apr 2024 01:27:55 +1200 2024-04-23 No Late Night with the Devil 2023 1.0 938614 <![CDATA[

Turned this off halfway through. Did it ever go anywhere ?

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The Package 1f5t1n 2018 - ★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/no_goblins/film/the-package-2018/ letterboxd-review-506205940 Sun, 7 Jan 2024 20:28:26 +1300 2024-01-07 No The Package 2018 1.0 503619 <![CDATA[

They really should have taken better care of that dick

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The Batman 35fs 2022 - ½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/no_goblins/film/the-batman/ letterboxd-review-496378905 Thu, 28 Dec 2023 10:48:36 +1300 2023-12-27 No The Batman 2022 0.5 414906 <![CDATA[

Even more terrible than it looked. Making the Riddler into a tacky Zodiac ripoff is both deeply uncreative and disrespectful to the Zodiac's victims and I don't know which is worse

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Leave the World Behind z1x72 2023 - ½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/no_goblins/film/leave-the-world-behind-2023/ letterboxd-review-491002228 Wed, 20 Dec 2023 17:36:07 +1300 2023-12-19 No Leave the World Behind 2023 0.5 726209 <![CDATA[

So bad I regret watching it. Nothing could have surprised me less than learning that Obama was involved with this "pay no attention to that man behind the curtain" heap of garbage

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The Killer 42281b 2023 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/no_goblins/film/the-killer-2023/ letterboxd-review-484720694 Sat, 9 Dec 2023 07:31:01 +1300 2023-12-08 No The Killer 2023 3.5 800158 <![CDATA[

Certainly not my favorite Fincher flick but enjoyable nevertheless

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Godzilla Minus One l6h1h 2023 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/no_goblins/film/godzilla-minus-one/ letterboxd-review-484703472 Sat, 9 Dec 2023 06:38:45 +1300 2023-12-08 No Godzilla Minus One 2023 3.0 940721 <![CDATA[

They should call it Godzilla Minus Godzilla because he was barely in this

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Godzilla 1c5y3y King of the Monsters, 2019 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/no_goblins/film/godzilla-king-of-the-monsters-2019/ letterboxd-review-482043872 Sun, 3 Dec 2023 16:27:25 +1300 2023-12-02 No Godzilla: King of the Monsters 2019 3.0 373571 <![CDATA[

Godzilla is tight. But where was Gamera ?

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The Wailing 6e6i6g 2016 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/no_goblins/film/the-wailing/ letterboxd-review-470535623 Fri, 10 Nov 2023 04:28:54 +1300 2023-11-09 No The Wailing 2016 3.0 293670 <![CDATA[

Gotta be honest there are a lot of things I did not understand but the ending was incredibly creepy

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Braid 57o1h 2018 - ★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/no_goblins/film/braid-2018/ letterboxd-review-467268731 Fri, 3 Nov 2023 06:22:07 +1300 2023-11-02 No Braid 2018 1.5 510284 <![CDATA[

Huh ?

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Evil Dead Rise 3c3ep 2023 - ★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/no_goblins/film/evil-dead-rise/ letterboxd-review-461915160 Mon, 23 Oct 2023 15:14:47 +1300 2023-10-22 No Evil Dead Rise 2023 1.5 713704 <![CDATA[

Dumb

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Little Evil 4d4s4u 2017 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/no_goblins/film/little-evil/ letterboxd-review-453183363 Thu, 5 Oct 2023 16:44:58 +1300 2023-10-04 No Little Evil 2017 3.0 346671 <![CDATA[

Pretty cute

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Talk to Me 4c485 2022 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/no_goblins/film/talk-to-me-2022/ letterboxd-review-448607519 Mon, 25 Sep 2023 17:26:30 +1300 2023-09-24 No Talk to Me 2022 4.0 1008042 <![CDATA[

This is the scariest movie I've seen in years. Best effects I've seen in... I don't know how long. Combines so many types of fear- body horror, jump scares, existential terror, and that special kind of dread you feel from watching a doomed character carry out their terrible fate. Really dreadful (in the best way)

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Barbie 704z2h 2023 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/no_goblins/film/barbie/ letterboxd-review-423105372 Mon, 31 Jul 2023 11:51:47 +1200 2023-07-30 No Barbie 2023 3.0 346698 <![CDATA[

Ryan Gosling is so damn hot as a blonde

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Misery 59116y 1990 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/no_goblins/film/misery/ letterboxd-review-366122689 Sat, 18 Mar 2023 07:05:52 +1300 2023-03-17 No Misery 1990 3.0 1700 <![CDATA[

Yeah Kathy Bates rocks

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Barbarian 5t1k1d 2022 - ★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/no_goblins/film/barbarian-2022/ letterboxd-review-309740833 Mon, 31 Oct 2022 12:51:26 +1300 2022-10-30 No Barbarian 2022 2.0 913290 <![CDATA[

Mid and weird and not in a good way. The best part was the realistic portrayal of the police.

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X 5a4w5j 2022 - ½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/no_goblins/film/x-2022/ letterboxd-review-302536856 Sat, 8 Oct 2022 19:48:33 +1300 2022-10-08 No X 2022 0.5 760104 <![CDATA[

One of the worst movies I've ever seen in my life. I wish I could erase the memory of this movie from my mind. Even by A24 standards this was heinous.

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Terrifier 5ky1q 2016 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/no_goblins/film/terrifier-2016/ letterboxd-review-301924720 Thu, 6 Oct 2022 16:44:12 +1300 2022-10-05 No Terrifier 2016 3.5 420634 <![CDATA[

Nonstop crazy gore and evil clown antics. Just the right amount of camp. A rollicking good time.

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Smile 621d3j 2022 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/no_goblins/film/smile-2022/ letterboxd-review-301613447 Wed, 5 Oct 2022 15:38:38 +1300 2022-10-04 No Smile 2022 3.0 882598 <![CDATA[

Took a while to get good and made a lot of goofy choices in the beginning but the ending was really twisted and disturbing in the best way. Better than I expected.

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A Dark Song 1yo 2016 - ★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/no_goblins/film/a-dark-song/ letterboxd-review-301050289 Mon, 3 Oct 2022 17:29:46 +1300 2022-10-02 No A Dark Song 2016 2.0 409297 <![CDATA[

Had some genuinely very scary parts but the ending was terrible. Minus two stars for the white guy wearing a durag the whole time.

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Punch 375j1l Drunk Love, 2002 - ★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/no_goblins/film/punch-drunk-love/ letterboxd-review-298552712 Sun, 25 Sep 2022 16:58:40 +1300 2022-09-24 No Punch-Drunk Love 2002 1.0 8051 <![CDATA[

Unfulfilling and cringey. Phillip Seymour Hoffman is the goat they should have made the whole movie about him.

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The Black Phone 10mb 2021 - ★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/no_goblins/film/the-black-phone/ letterboxd-review-298526708 Sun, 25 Sep 2022 15:32:50 +1300 2022-09-24 No The Black Phone 2021 1.0 756999 <![CDATA[

Terribly predictable and also quite boring. Completely fumbles the potential for cool 70s aesthetic. Uncreative bad guy. I don't think they had masks like that back in the 70s.

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Nope 191y40 2022 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/no_goblins/film/nope/ letterboxd-review-279990091 Mon, 25 Jul 2022 10:28:54 +1200 2022-07-24 No Nope 2022 4.0 762504 <![CDATA[

Gordy could have sorted out the alien business very quickly if they'd let him

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Scary movie watchlist 286264 https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/no_goblins/list/scary-movie-watchlist/ letterboxd-list-27381139 Mon, 3 Oct 2022 10:17:23 +1300 <![CDATA[

...plus 32 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

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My faves 4h4u44 https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/no_goblins/list/my-faves/ letterboxd-list-17369147 Sun, 11 Apr 2021 17:33:48 +1200 <![CDATA[

...plus 6 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

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My favorite scary movies 2z156r https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/no_goblins/list/my-favorite-scary-movies/ letterboxd-list-19454884 Tue, 24 Aug 2021 13:37:05 +1200 <![CDATA[

...plus 6 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

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