I was hoping I’d enjoy this but it was not fun and also annoying. Reminded me a lot of the random shit I’d watch on Shudder in 2021 like Rot and Fingers.

Boring as shit and barely any tentacles

Until the weird cult shit that goes nowhere I almost gave it 2 stars but man this is really a big stupid mess.

Okay well. Yes it is very stylish but I’m not sure how we can get around the actual child endangerment. Hmmm.

This movie was so boring I kept pausing it and then forgetting to unpause it.

David DeCoteau blesses us with yet another masterpiece!

This was very unfunny!

Well the special effects were endearing at least

Some fun moments but overall not very good. I know this came out before Wishmaster but I would really rather be watching Wishmaster.

Hm well. I think this is up there with the most outrageous Troma movies (Toxic Avenger IV and Terror Firmer imo). Terror Firmer I greatly enjoyed, Citizen Toxie, not so much. Sometimes Troma walks the line of offensive humor remarkably well but I don't think this exactly pulled it off.

Some moments were pretty clever but overall meh.