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Watched on Sunday June 8, 2025.

Watched on Saturday June 7, 2025.

Everybody wants a puppygirl gf until they start drinking out of the toilet.

The random weird al song was kinda... Well... Ya know...

Oh that's vore... That's vore in my children's movie

Watched on Thursday June 5, 2025.

Not too big into one piece but I had a good time. I liked the weird flower. The weird flower was cool

This is the second worst media experience I've ever had. I became hysterical and started crying 20 minutes in. I had to make the person showing us this pause the movie so I could collect myself. That's how bad it is.

Never trust a bitch named Edgar.

Watched on Tuesday May 27, 2025.

I watching a video about this movie years ago and wanting to check it out so badly but I forgot the name of it. I'm so glad I stumbled upon it now because this one has some absolutely batshit moments.

Toxic Yuri

Watched on Friday May 23, 2025.

Watched on Friday May 23, 2025.

This shit... Is so ass

Misa opening up her concert with a song dedicated to Kira is like Sabrina Carpenter opening up her concert with a song dedicated to Luigi Mangione.

I feel like I should like this more than I do. Not that it's completely bad, it just doesn't develop the relationship between Mai and Minako well enough for the Yuri torture/cannibalism to hit as hard. Also the editing on this is weird. Sometimes it works, but sometimes it really doesn't. Maybe I'll check out the manga.

Watched on Sunday May 18, 2025.

Watched on Saturday May 17, 2025.

Watched on Tuesday May 13, 2025.

I was right this was such a better experience with friends.

Popcorn Jackie

Completely boring until the last 5 minutes.

Cool they shot on analog cameras. It does have a grimey, home video vibe that I like. Shame everything else kinda is just... meh. The masks they wear make it impossible to understand them sometimes and when I can understand what they're saying it's nothing interesting in the slightest. Also the fact they're basically doing what Flower of Flesh and Blood did but without the ritualistic vibe just makes for a boring and frustrating watch because I keep comparing the two. Like, I literally was checking how much was left in the movie because of how fucking bored I was. On the surface this really should be more intense. I should like this a little more despite the thematic shallownes. There are some genuinely good effects and what should be brutal moments. But Jesus Christ with barely any sound effects they just don't unnerve me like they should. I shouldn't be fucking groaning in frustration because an effect isn't landing like I want it to throughout the entire movie. Not a good first outing for this spin-off.

Genuinely heartbreaking that this is the last Guinea Pig movie because I genuinely like the direction this movie went in compared to the last three entries. Like for how simple it is, I got surprisingly invested and I absolutely want to rewatch this film to dissect it. Also had some pretty good shots that I wanna poach for set visuals if I ever do a Halloween set. Crazy how the same director made the best Guinea Pig movies.

Eh

The most wheel night coded guinea pig. I genuinely feel I'd have a lot more fun with this movie in a group setting. However, I'm kinda missing when Guinea Pig took itself more seriously. Guess they were trying to avoid another investigation from the police and pivoted to horror comedy instead...

Weirdly comedic but it doesn't really work for me. Like the idea of a guy who can't die who wants to die is interesting but idk they don't really do much with it. Gore is great as always though.

One one hand, this film suffers from the same problem as the first. There's not really any story and it's just violence. On the other hand, this movie has much better directing and there's a lot more gore. I almost feel like I'm doing the effects a disservice watching it on a hd tv. I can absolutely see why a coked out Charlie Sheen would think this was real if he was watching on a CRT TV. Also, having this pompous sadist spout his pretentious bs before every disturbing act really adds a little something that the first movie didn't have. Idk the ritualistic aspect was at least more interesting compared to the framing of the first movie. And the garden scene... The garden scene is actually pretty fire. Like that was eerie af and I loved it.

At the risk of sounding super desensitized, the issue with faux snuff is that sadism without a narrative is honestly quite boring to watch. There were definitely some good gore effects that made me wonder how they achieved it, but as a viewing experience it was kinda just... Eh. The good thing is that at a crisp 42 minutes the gimmick doesn't overstay it's welcome. It's fine for what it is, it's just what it is isn't what I personally want out of a film experience.

This is just like that one episode of Family Guy

Needed more nu-metal

Let me set the stage real quick. So 20 years ago, my dad took my brother to see Revenge of the Sith without me. For whatever reason, I wasn't deemed old enough to go see it with them despite having seen other Star Wars movies at the time. This was honestly a grudge I held against him for the longest time, especially when Star Wars became my hyperfixation when I was eight years old. Never would I have dreamed to get the opportunity to see this film in theaters myself, even though it was unfortunately without my dad.

Regardless, it was an incredibly cathartic experience for me for a multitude of reasons. One being the 20 year grudge I had held, but there is another. There honestly couldn't have been a better moment in history for this film to be re-released. With the rise of American fascism, this story holds more emotional weight for me now more than ever. I mean, the movie had already been my favorite of the saga due to revisiting it during the Biden Era and it speaking to my political anxieties.

But revisiting it now, when the American republic has fallen and truly in every way become the Empire, I can't help but find even more comfort in this movie. This movie is a flawed masterpiece, probably more relevant now than when it initially came out during the War on Terror. But despite that, I fear that it's become so memeified that general audiences no longer pick up on the very obvious political allegory.

Don't get me wrong, I love the prequel memes. They're funny and gave the prequels a second wind after being written off by Gen X and Millenial fans for so long. However, I also think that in a way they've destroyed general audiences ability to engage with this movie in particular in a serious manner. To meet it at its level and engage with the reality reflected within it. When I told my brother that I was going to see this in theatres, he replied "Hah nice! Memes on the big screen" not even fathoming the idea that I could genuinely love this movie for what it is. People have become too irony poisoned.

I will always be this movie's biggest shooter. Despite what anyone else says, I truly believe that despite its flaws it is George Lucas' magnum opus. Nothing he's ever made can top the scale and tragedy of Revenge of the Sith, even if you the viewer have to put in a fair amount of work to push past the flaws to appreciate it. I hope that one day, more people can engage with it like I can, loving the memes while still engaging with the story the way it was meant to be.

The sounds of pain I made when Dave threw out all of his music equipment. That was like at least 10,000 worth of equipment like bro at least resell it.

Watched on Sunday April 20, 2025.

Ngl I thought from the trailers that Jason Mamoa spawned as a girl but omg he just dresses like that

Damn that Bigfoot really be balling

This is what they show for movie nights at Guantanamo Bay.

Watched on Sunday April 13, 2025.

I love this movie but when they say Red Bull I think of the energy drink every single time and it drives me crazy

I totally watched this. I definitely did not watch Shark Tale at all.

Watched on Thursday April 10, 2025.

Watched on Friday April 4, 2025.

Watched on Saturday March 29, 2025.

Watched on Friday March 28, 2025.

Watched on Friday March 28, 2025.

Watched on Thursday March 27, 2025.

My name is Daffy Duck and this is Jackass

Oh wow Elmer is the one crossdressing this time

Watched on Saturday March 22, 2025.

1. Muppets from Space
2. The Great Muppet Caper
3. The Muppet Movie
4. The Muppets
5. The Muppet Christmas Carol
6. Muppets Most Wanted
7. The Muppets Take Manhattan
8. Muppet Treasure Island
9. It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie
10. The Muppets' Wizard of Oz

...plus 1 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Cocaine Bear

What the title says

• Bride of Chucky
• Seed of Chucky
• Child's Play
• Cult of Chucky
• Child's Play 2
• Curse of Chucky
• Child's Play 3

What the title says

• Saw
• Saw III
• Saw II
• Saw VI
• Spiral: From the Book of Saw
• Jigsaw
• Saw 3D
• Saw IV
• Saw V

Planning to make a ranking video going more in depth into this, but just in case I'll drop this here so y'all know my thoughts.

1. Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith
2. Star Wars
3. The Empire Strikes Back
4. Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
5. Return of the Jedi
6. Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace
7. Star Wars: The Clone Wars
8. Solo: A Star Wars Story
9. Star Wars: The Force Awakens
10. Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones

...plus 5 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.