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Thought i wasn't going to meet my monthly yawn quota but this put me over the top

Idk how you could watch the opening scene with the chimp going nuts playing his lil VR game and not be instantly hooked

Not sure if the last act is so good that it makes up for the pretty mid first two acts, OR if the first two acts are so mid that the last act feels great by comparison. i guess that's a nice hack for getting ppl to like your movie, but you could also just make the whole thing good. whatever. i'd be down for a sequel

Watched on Monday October 7, 2019.

Hugh grant.... i yield to your superior yet insufferable intellect. however my jar jar impression is a hundred times better

Thought this felt strangely libertine and sex-forward for an american movie, until i found out it's secretly a french movie

Wish they'd given more screentime to the teeny dinosaurs instead of the italians. there are already so many movies with italians in them

Instant pavlovian response when i heard them use the metal smashing sound effect from Half-Life

Just generic horror slop that tricks you into thinking it's something special bc it has a teal/orange color grade. tonally has no idea what it wants to be. but it was nice of them to let some teenager write all the dialogue

An inventive take on the genre but it can't shake itself of the joss whedon ick

Don't read the title it spoils the whole fucking movie

The soundtrack is pretty dogshit and it should've been johnny knoxville instead of glen powell, but this earns some points for raising the Good Tornado Movie counter from "1" to "2"

I think about the sound of preston taking a football to the mouth every day of my life

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love burn gormley but when you cast him as a guy who may or may not be a serial killer, i'm probably gonna just assume he's a serial killer

when will i learn that random movie roulette is not a good idea

I don't think I really noticed it on my first watch many years ago, but i saw a clip from this on youtube shorts yesterday and kevin spacey is just such an insufferable prick? i know that's kinda the point of his character but why would you wanna sit thru a movie where the protagonist talks like that nonstop? his knockoff tyler durden cadence drives me up the fucking wall!! that alone should knock this rating down a peg or two, but then you he's also a sex pest lol

Watched on Saturday December 5, 2020.

I love you marty but your runtimes are testing me

The last skit hasn't aged very well so unfortunately I'll have to dock this a couple stars, bringing the final rating to 5 stars

This is what it feels like when a wasp gets in your house

I love this kind of small-scale, self-contained thriller. the dollar amounts this knock-off crime family toss around really seem piddly compared to the billion-dollar heists you'd find in a blockbuster, but the tension is built up so well that the stakes feel just as high. cynical and violent without feeling like an exploitation film. characters that feel hyperreal and hyperbolic at the same time. such a welcome departure from the world of bland big-budget action movies/crime thrillers. it can feel a lil messy and disted at times but i'll chalk that up to the stylistic preferences of an australian director vs an american viewer

We're tired of the fearmongering and false narratives surrounding the art of hitchhiking. the events of this movie only happen to one out of every six hitchhikers

Unlocking several new fetishes. thanks denis

Papercuts stunt never gets any easier to watch

These guys are some real sickos

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1. Lost Highway
2. Big Trouble in Little China
3. Cube
4. John Dies at the End
5. Zombieland
6. Smokey and the Bandit
7. Good Time
8. Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
9. The Prestige
10. Super Dark Times

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it's so uninspired it makes me so mad

• Uncharted
• Star Wars: The Last Jedi
• Avengers: Endgame
• Guardians of the Galaxy
• Solo: A Star Wars Story
• Jojo Rabbit
• Return of the Jedi
• Ready Player One
• X-Men: Days of Future Past
• The Devil All the Time

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• Brazil
• Totally Killer

• Hell or High Water
• Death Proof
• The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2