I HATE MOVIES

Jai Bless This Mess that has the foresight to cast the Orstralian It Boy of the mid-2010s as a sweaty hungover shark obsessed serial killer. Move over, Bring Her Back! Jai Courtney is here to steal the demented old biddy crown!
Lean, focused, and tense Dangerous Animals is the most high seas fun I’ve had gasping and whooping and tensing with dread since Billy Zane terrorized Nicole Kidman in Dead Calm!
DRAG HIM, AGNES.
Le Bonheur really has an axe to grind about free love and how it's basically used by men to sleep around with no perceived consequences and makes everyone involved kind of feel awful. Except the instigator who's actually into it. Loving one person would just be sacrificing the self, right? Whenever a polyamorous person lays on their spiel, I feel like they're going to hand me a copy of The Fountainhead. It's all about what makes that…