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VIOLET IF U DONT WANT CEASAR GIVE HIM TO ME GIVE HIM TO ME GIVE HIM TO MEEEEE

the way he felt like he didn’t do enough is making me sob

honestly I have no idea what just happened and I was left with so many questions but this was amazing

I can take them both at once and I don’t mean in a fight

“If your asshole can’t see the camera, then the camera can’t see your asshole” always sent me like I’m fucking dying 💀

not sure if I should be ashamed but I was 13-14 I watched all of these repeatedly and was heavily in love with almost every man in this (especially bam) and that includes jeff tremaine and spike jonze. idk what that says about me but I think I may have needed help ?

also hi project pat I love u

the best things about this film:
• ceasar naked with a towel hanging in front of him 
• ceasars back
• the way ceasar says “yes I understand”
• ceasar in that black suit 
• the closeup shot of ceasars eyes (they’re so gorgeous)
• ceasar shirtless
• ceasar tearing johnnies apartment apart all sweaty and sobbing   
• ceasar calling johnnie a fuckface 
• ceasars hands
• ceasar 
needless to say, I am blessed to own this in 4k so I can stare at him whenever I’m down bad (24/7 actually)

“I can see him right now, on the way to get Gino. Laughing at me! Laughing at me! Laughing at me! Laughing at me! Laughing at me! Fucking laughing at me!”

guys do you think johnnie is laughing at my bf

my mom and i spent the whole time laughing whenever jeff goldblum showed his chest for any unnecessary reason (which was pretty much throughout the entire movie)

so boring but what else can I expect when I only watched it for john ventimiglias one minute of screen time

also steve was so creepy in this I’m sorry I couldn’t do it. this cast is too amazing to be in something so bad.

this is the most horrendous thing I’ve ever seen and I didn’t even watch it fully. I just skipped to joeys scenes. truly horrific. 

I’m embarrassed to log this but it’s my man so I have no choice 💔 I’ve watched a lot of garbage for him but jeez. oh and call me crazy but he’s sexy af in this. I love the mustache. and one star ⭐️  just for him being shirtless. SMASH.

that scene where james spader is tied up and gagged in those tight blue underwear lives rent free in my head no joke

is rip toxic? yes.
but do I want him? also yes.

why did my mom want me to watch this so bad (I guess she loves this movie??? I don’t understand why?? I’m lost) 💀

needed more james spader btw he could’ve saved this

can I have both spader twins at the same time ?

that kill through the sink drain was fucking sick

I may not be able to fix him but I could fuck him

there’s no way I just watched this garbage for joey only for him to show up ONCE. help me 🙏🏻😭🙏🏻😭

the ⭐️ is for joey and joey only

was the sex in this actually hot or am I just overly horny

I know I don’t use this app for this show but I need to bitch HAHAHA I only watched season two for joey and ur telling me his ass only got like five minutes. u gotta be kidding me bro fuck this show he deserved better 🥺

but that ending had me sobbing I’m not ok

I watched this when I was 11 and thought joey pants was hot back then so I should’ve known I was gonna grow up to have issues over this man

I have too much to say so I’m just organizing my thoughts like this and hopefully it makes sense: 

• I hate to say this but daisy rlly reminded me of halfsacks gf on sons of anarchy so yea needless to say I didn’t like her
• why tf was CHANNING TATUM in this?
• quentin suddenly narrating halfway through caught me so off guard I was confused as a mf 
• marquis making the dude suck his dick had me speechless cause what the fuck was that  
• am I dumb for getting bound vibes just cause they’re both set in one building almost the entire time or??? I just have bound on the brain huh
• also got rdr2 chapter 1 vibes but that’s obvious and now I wanna replay it 🤠 
• walton goggins is just the best that’s all I can say
• my mom said she wants to punch quentin tarantino

actually haven’t seen this since it was released but I enjoying it 

do have to say that I love this backdrop tho heh heh hi ralphie 🤭

hey james spader sneak through my window next and bring joey pants with you there’s so much we can do together 😈

yk for having such an amazing cast this sure was a boring ass movie.

my mom enjoyed it tho so I guess something good came out of it? we literally only watched it for christopher walken but I need that hour and 40 minutes of my life back 🙏🏻

is this movie hilarious or am I just a 10 year old boy on the inside

this is amazing obviously but why was I watching it when I was like 7 years old

also how hard is it to just stay out of the fucking water lmaooo

this movie is actually so funny and cute and I def have feelings for norby. can they kidnap me next? need a moment alone with him

👁️🐟 this is a nice fish, y’know. big fucking eyes, but a nice fucking fish. 🐟👁️

marcus fucking kills me bro I need more martin lawrence asap 

and a lil off topic but y’all gotta hear me out on captain howard he’s fine as shit 🥵

👹 IS THIS THE COCKSUCKER RESIDENCE 👹

it’s genuinely a problem how in love I am with joey pants

yeah im not gonna lie this was kind of boring to me

I wanna be on whatever the writer was on when making this movie 

also hiiiii james spader 😚

every time she wrote all I could think was why the fuck is her handwriting so big

I hated how much I enjoyed this and I also hated how filthy my thoughts got several times throughout the film especially when I saw james spader tied up in those tight blue underwear

I am not well I need him so bad

everyone is using this to rate the show so I’m going to do the same. all I have to say is that the sopranos is the best show ever made and that I need ralph cifaretto and artie bucco in ways that are very inappropriate and I will only die happy if I get that dick. I’ve said my piece 🤟🏻

loved it but that ending almost had me in tears 💔 fire ass soundtrack tho

movie kind of sucked but james spader looked yummy so it worked out (need him to bite me)

yea I can see why my brother loved this one ts was hilarious

if I was on my death bed the only thing that could resurrect me is james spaders voice

james spader I promise u I could match ur freak tenfold just give me a chance sir 🙏🏻

every time he said redrum I thought of project pat 💀

the way I’d let graham tie me up, choke me, and do whatever he wanted 24/7 until his lil problem was solved may or may not be concerning

must a plot be good? is james spader playing a sexy bully and shirtless not enough?

I wanted to watch something that would make me cry but this didn’t do it for me. clementine did nothing but piss me off the whole time I’m sorry 💀 my man jim carrey carreyied though

“Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me hard. I’d fuck me so hard.”

oh my god the second goodbye horses started playing I got flashbacks to chris griffin I am fucking dying this movie is amazing

rlly didn’t plan on rewatching this so soon but tubi just added it and ill never turn down a joey movie he’s so cute and sweet in this

hey so what the fuck

need james spader rearranging my guts and this should not be taken lightly this is not a joke

the more this movie went on the more al pacino reminded me of richie aprile and idk how I feel about that

james spader had me like this 😛💦🥵💦😏 the entire time

trying to get all the movies three 6 mafia referenced/sampled in their songs
this is gonna take forever 💀

• Halloween

  sampled in:

  • portrait of a serial killa - dj paul & lord infamous 

  • the scarecrow - lord infamous

  • fuckin with this click - three 6 mafia

  • lolli lolli - three 6 mafia 

  • body parts - three 6 mafia 

• The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

  m-town representatives - gangsta boo 

• Carlito's Way

  sampled in mask and da glock - three 6 mafia 

• Choices II: The Setup

  intro sample to rob the dopeman - crunchy black 

• The Usual Suspects

  lord infamous went by keyser soze & referenced him in:
  • these hoes - lord infamous 

  • no love - lord infamous 

  • serial killer - lord infamous 

• Friday the 13th

  • mystic stylez - three 6 mafia 

  • break da law - project pat 

• Warlock: The Armageddon

  intro to fuckin with this click - three 6 mafia 

• 300

  theme is sampled in formaldehyde - lord infamous  

• Brainscan

  sample in fuckin with this click - three 6 mafia 

• Judgment Night

  sampled in judgement night - koopsta 

...plus 10 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

not really in any particular order cause I’m obsessed with all of these

• Bound
• Secretary
• The Boondock Saints
• Jackass Number Two
• Django Unchained
• Jackass 3D
• Kill Bill: Vol. 1
• Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
• Jackass 3.5
• Titanic

...plus 40 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

movies my parents recommend to me + movies they had me watch growing up

still haven’t watched everything but I’m working thru it 🤞🏼

• Dumb and Dumber
• The Silence of the Lambs
• 48 Hrs.
• Fargo
• Airplane!
• GoodFellas
• Fast Times at Ridgemont High
• Arachnophobia
• Walk the Line
• Thelma & Louise

...plus 60 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Bound
2. Risky Business
3. The Matrix
4. The Matrix Reloaded
5. The Matrix Revolutions
6. The Matrix Resurrections
7. The Green Mile
8. The Goonies
9. Bad Boys
10. Bad Boys II

...plus 194 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

his roles ranked by how hot he is but this was difficult cause he’s gorgeous in everything

the sopranos should be number two but lb doesnt have shows 💔

1. Bound
2. Risky Business
3. The In Crowd
4. The Fugitive
5. The Goonies
6. Bad Boys
7. The Matrix
8. Bad Boys II
9. The Final Terror
10. Baby's Day Out

aka my husband

every movie I watched/skipped to his scenes for is in here

• Bound
• Risky Business
• The Matrix
• La Bamba
• Bad Boys
• Bad Boys II
• Bad Boys for Life
• Bad Boys: Ride or Die
• The In Crowd
• The Fugitive

...plus 36 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
2. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
3. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
4. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
5. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
6. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
7. Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
8. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

movies my bro watched or recommended to me

• Falling Down
• Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
• The Lost Boys
• Dumb and Dumber
• Liar Liar
• Scarface
• 48 Hrs.
• Blow
• The Breakfast Club
• Pulp Fiction

...plus 12 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Choices: The Movie
• Choices II: The Setup
• Grown Ups
• Hustle & Flow
• Straight Outta Compton
• Menace II Society
• Friday
• Twilight
• Risky Business

1. Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith
2. The Empire Strikes Back
3. Star Wars
4. Return of the Jedi
5. Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
6. Star Wars: The Force Awakens
7. Star Wars: The Last Jedi
8. Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones
9. Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace