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Watched on Monday May 12, 2025.

Watched on Tuesday May 6, 2025.

Watched on Friday May 2, 2025.

I watched this when I was 10 - first David Lynch movie I ever saw. But for some reason I didn’t retain ANY of the bad scenes and only ed John Merrick reciting lines and getting dressed in fine clothes and being a gentleman, a Romeo if you will. I even told Trey I didn’t think it would make him feel sad. I would like analysis on my childhood takeaways.

Watched on Thursday May 1, 2025.

Watched on Monday April 28, 2025.

Watched on Sunday April 20, 2025.

Watched on Saturday April 19, 2025.

An enjoyable experience with actors I like but didn’t leave me thinking a bunch afterward which I feel is the mark of a movie I really liked so… medium!

Watched on Friday April 11, 2025.

Watched on Sunday March 30, 2025.

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A story was told to me and I was engaged! But minus points for never giving us a sex scene between two bonafide middle aged hotties.

Edit: Naomie Harris does not get enough credit for her range.

Watched on Friday March 28, 2025.

Watched on Wednesday March 26, 2025.

Upon 3rd watch, honestly what more could you possibly ask for

Watched on Tuesday March 18, 2025.

I went to this movie in a bad mood so I feel like I shouldn’t rate it. Robert Pattinson is a real dream of an actor tho huh?

Delightfully zany Wizard of Oz tribute that actually isn’t that dissimilar from Raising Arizona if you think about it. Babies, highway scenes, desert, bounty hunters/private detectives, robberies, Nicolas Cage? Love a director who can harness Nicolas Cage’s madness and make it fit with the story.

Watched on Saturday March 1, 2025.

Wes Anderson gets more hate than is warranted. Rip Gene Hackman

Watched on Tuesday February 25, 2025.

Watched on Tuesday February 25, 2025.

Watched on Tuesday February 25, 2025.

Trey rented a theater and gathered all my friends together to watch this. He peaked as a partner that day.

Viscerally sad and beautiful, period

You simply couldn’t pay me to pay attention to this one. It loses me every time. Go BUCS!

If Timmy Chal spoke Russian and not French, Ivan would have been his role

I only kinda watched this

Not sure how to rate this one at all. I’m not sorry I watched it? Ralph Fiennes is always captivating to me?

Love a floppy guy having fun and Steve Martin always gives it to me

Listen, I always say we need to keep making easy watch movies that are C+ and not sourced from anything, and this was no exception. I’m waiting for the first movie starring Ryan Gosling that doesn’t glaze my donut; again, this movie was no exception.

One of the last things my dad said before he died was “I feel like I’m in last of the Mohicans” while he was crouching behind a waterfall. Sorry for being morbid.

Watched on Saturday January 25, 2025.

People really seem to dislike this movie but I always have fun

EDIT: some of the best modern musical/dance sequences in the modern times tho

I’ve been coveting this movie since I saw a preview included on some Disney VHS I owned. I was captivated by the possibility of driving a lawnmower long distance as a kid that couldn’t drive. Never thought to look into it but held onto the idea forever. Then one day I was telling my dad about the memory and tried to look it up, only to discover at age 30 that it was a David Lynch movie. Almost didn’t want to ruin what I had in my imagination but I watched it now and found it beautiful

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I thought the baby was cute and I would have kept it around

Excellent film. No notes.

Almost certainly the highest number of gay people of any Scorsese movie

Julie Andrews is so lovely - groundbreaking opinion!! 

I love the interactive nature of this film in that almost everyone chooses to make the intermission the end of the movie.

This movie kicks ass

Society’s progress is made possible through the sacrifice of women’s bodies ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Watched on Monday December 23, 2024.

Watched on Tuesday December 10, 2024.

Bloated, silly, nonsensical. I loved it. I was entertained. Blockbusters should be more like this - a true return to the shitty movie you would watch over and over again on tv

Watched on Sunday November 17, 2024.

I’m thinking of buying a Tercel

Watched on Saturday October 26, 2024.

Barbie movie: body horror edition. 

I’m having a hard time finding anything about this movie that I liked but I do find it interesting casting an actual Hollywood jerk as a Hollywood jerk.

Want a feature length film around the police chief

Watched on Thursday July 4, 2024.