definitely could have shaved off 20 minutes, but despite its uhh troubling concept (?) this movie is about as good or bad as any other farrelly bros t. bonus star awarded for when jack black refers to jason alexander as "mudwhistle"

the supreme court has roundly rejected the use of the floating ball test

avicii’s manager holding a flip phone, blackberry, and first generation iphone at the same time while wearing a shirt that says I’M A FUCKING ALCOHOLIC in giant foil print text is unfortunately peak 2009

In a just society, everyone in this movie would be sentenced to hard labor.