Fall Festive Spooktober Scavenger

PROMPT: watch a horror movie about food. No cannibalism or only a little cannibalism

I'm giving an extra half star just for that perfect scream queen moment 40 minutes in, it was beautifully executed..

Vibin' with Ethel, I too want to murder people for getting in the way of my food. The final moments in the movie are an editing trip that I adore.

Props to Sav for telling me some backstory to this and letting…

Women are lonely, that's the topic of todays discussion

Junesploitation 2023 Day 30: Sequel!

Had to end this event real sleazy like to keep my filthy reputation secured..

You can always count on Jorg Buttgereit to have some "hot dog slicing" in their films it seems. There are also some warning worthy scenes involving the cutting down of a sea animal for parts.

Right off the bat, the general quality of film is better in this one where you can…

I feel as if I am one with the ♥cactus♥

Junesploitation 2023 Day 29: Free Space..Hisayasu Sato/PINKU

I hope all trendy Japanese gals in the 90s had just a giant cactus and a massage chair VR sleep setup as their minimalist furniture, how rad.

It doesn't really start getting to the gorey bits until nearly an hour into its 76 minute runtime, and normally I would be disappointed in how slow it took. But man the final 20 minutes are…

I am waiting for you..Valentina

Junesploitation 2023 Day 26: Italian Horror!

Carroll Baker as Baba Yaga is seriously terrifying, her eyes kind of haunt you.

I am no expert on cameras and how cinematography works, but something about the way this was shot made all the colors and details kinda blended and smooshy in this really creepy way. Maybe it was intentional, maybe it was just an old bad copy on tubi. Who knows, but I dug the look.

The…

Boys, you have made your mother VERY proud!

Junesploitation 2023 Day 25: Hixsploitation

The butler with the tiniest little striped booty shorts on at the pool party, the hostess roller blading around to deliver finger sandwiches was everything. I swear parties in the 70's were just more fun.

The New York cast of odd people had me dying, between the grumpy hotel worker to the lady singing opera and switching over to the drunk screaming obscenities all in the same…

Robo, excuse me, Robo! Any special message for all the kids watching at home? ....Stay out of trouble.

Junesploitation 2023 Day 24: 80's Action!

Kurtwood Smith as anything other than his 70s Show character is so strange to me.

A poor dude dies while on duty and they turn his body into Robocop. Me thinks he didn't sign up to consent to that. I am still more scared of real cops than this deadly Robocop gone rogue.

I appreciate the…

Poor little baby bear had to steal his momma's Tupperware, and now he wants to play?

Junesploitation 2023 Day 23: Cynthia Rothrock!

Originally had picked Above The Law, but this was just easier to find on tubi and I maaaaybe regret settling. The script was bad, and the acting for just about everyone was terrible. It was a weird low budget mix between a crime drama, a martial arts flick, and a spousal abuse PSA tv movie?? I don't think…

How is it that killing people sure is a lot easier than raising a child?

Junesploitation 2023 Day 22: Revenge!

Netflix released a really epic milf assassin movie to the likes of John Wick/Kill Bill???

This is a slow burn revenge drama that takes it time letting you understand the underground culture of monopolized assassination company MK ENT and who/why Boksoon is so important within it. I do think with the over 2h runtime, it helps that the actors in…

She's Pregnant? About 2 months..that's impossible!

Junesploitation 2023 Day 21: Aliens!

Slow start, but starts getting better once the gore and kill scenes start happening. The few kill scenes we do get with our poor preggo gal Sandy is pretty brutal. The alien insemination scene is pretty haunting, but the alien BIRTHING scene will give me nightmares.

While I loved the idea that this alien on another planet implants babies into a human which makes her go on a killing…

Alice, if it feels good it IS good. Learn to trust yourself

Junesploitation 2023 Day 20: Free Space/ Spicy Porno Pick

Why can't more nudie flicks have musical numbers, superb humor, and genuine script/plotlines? This was surprisingly entertaining for what was essentially a full movie length porno.

Alice is "prude" who doesn't want to grow up and has to suffer through her boring boyfriend mansplain why she should put herself out more for him in a rather shameful way instead…