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Favorite films

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  • Dark Match

    ★★★

  • Earth vs. the Spider

    ★★★

  • Fréwaka

    ★★★

  • House of the Long Shadows

    ★★½

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Miami Connection

1987

★★★★ Watched

He's in there every night with his damn... gang, selling that stupid cocaine.

One of the most '80s movies of all time. Everything goes wonky when the taekwondo black-belt orphans of the beach rock band Dragon Sound cross the wrong mustache by performing at a bar and having a friend who is a girl.

This movie features a mullet that will absolutely get you pregnant, friends forever, and a dude who refuses to zip his pants.

Amazing flick!

Watched and reviewed for The Lost Drive-In film roulette season 7 funsies spin

The Cat

1992

★★★ Watched

Weird electric space snot, body horror, hilariously bad translation of Chinese to English subtitles, a cat dropkicking a dog, what is there to not like?

If the movie had leaned harder into the above I could have rated it higher. It is a fun ride, but it can't get out of its own way. The exposition dump scenes really slam the breaks on the fun that lives here. The moments characters spend dealing with the mundane, red tape, or pointless…

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Society

1989

★★★★ Liked Watched

How do you like your tea, sugar, cream, or would you like me to pee in it?

I have no idea what I just watched or how I've never heard of this.

This feels like 3 different movies glued together. Part 1980s Cinemax wank movie, part suspense 'who can I trust' thriller, part Cronenberg love letter. All of this was punctuated by dialogue and dialogue delivery that feels like it came straight from Troll 2.

This movie was hella fun! If you like B movies check this one out!

Watched and reviewed for The Lost Drive-In fim roulette season 7 week 9.

The Empty Man

2020

★★★★ Liked Watched

This is one of the movies that you are better off going into blind. I'm not going to go into the movie itself for that reason.

Really great cinematography, good acting, and a mostly saturated but low-value color palette make this interesting to watch.

I wasn't expecting anything and ended up with some amazing concepts for a TTRPG.

I watched and reviewed The Lost Drive-In film roulette season 7, week 8.

Just a good, solid, strong flick that a lot of horror fans would really dig!