I can’t believe I lived through the actual Y2K to watch this in 2025

Well, this is embarrassing

American Sniper contains the best performance I've ever seen by a rubber baby. Rubber Baby is so good, it plays a boy, a girl, and an Iraqi infant over the course of the film while maintaining it's inanimate appearance. It's astonishing to watch.

This movie has everything:
- giant killer shrews
- dogs dressed as giant killer shrews
- giant killer shrews puppets
- giant killer shrews that attack during a hurricane
- unlikeable characters you want to get eaten by giant killer shrews
- a hilarious escape plan
- a romance
- a comment on how overpopulation will destroy us all
- a 69 minute runtime