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Shitty movies are better than real life.

Favorite films

  • Videodrome
  • Alien
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
  • Repo Man

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  • Earth vs. the Spider

    ★★★★★

  • Dangerous Animals

    ★★★½

  • Dogma

    ★★★★★

  • Pater Noster and the Mission of Light

    ★★★★★

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Starship Troopers 3: Marauder

2008

★★★½ Liked 2

(I highly recommend starship troopers 3 to a friend)

I was always afraid to watch this one after the garbage that was starship troopers part 2. Phil Tippet directed that pile of shit. Phil Tippet, the legendary fx guy. So when I found out this one was written and directed by Edward Neumeier, the guy who wrote starship troopers 1 and 2, as well as robocop I was confused with mixed feelings about other talented people who were involved with…

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Earth vs. the Spider

1958

★★★★★ Liked Watched

I can't if I had seen this one before but I do love a 1950s creature feature, especially a giant bug creature feature.
This is no "Them" but a fun one none the less.
1950s horror are creepy way more because of the odd, repressed, reality they take place in that just came off the conveyor belt than the monsters that Inhabit them.
The monsters in these movies always feel like reality or nature or the real nature of…

Dangerous Animals

2025

★★★½ Watched

Not since "night swim"(I stand with night swim)has there been such a use of blue and red on a movie poster.

This had its moments, Jai Courtney is acting his asshole inside out in this. But ultimately the movie is boring.

As a life long slasher film fan I'm just usually bored with the serial killer holding woman captive movie. It's way more fun when everyone is fucking their brains out, smoking the dope and running around(insert location) and experiencing…

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Evil Dead

2013

★★★★ Liked 3

I forgot what a mean little nasty movie this is. Your a mean little nasty movie evil dead remake.

A great example of a horror remake being good. The original trilogy can never be touched in my eyes but this was great.

Only my second viewing. I wasnt a fan the first time around but was able to look at it more objectively this time around and not hate on it for being a horror remake. I really enjoyed it.

Que the SLAYER!!!! AAAHHH SLAYER!!!

Dogma

1999

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

I'm glad I caught that this was playing at amc tonight for its 25th anniversary on my way home from work tonight.

Everyone love to yap about how "clerks" is the superior, best Kevin Smith film. These people are fools and should be shot on site.
It's just like the original "star wars", it's the one that started it all and put George Lucas on his path but everyone knows that both of the made for tv "ewoks" films are…