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2025

Watched 02 Jun 2025

Didn’t these tech bros get the memo, comedy is legal now!!

Armstrong’s pen still carries some Succession venom, but for his first crack at directing, lacks the visual flair to really bring to life what is 60% guys reading the news off their phones.

2025

Liked Watched 26 May 2025

Why is the movie where a guy’s dick gets ripped off by a giant magnet more respectful of Tony Todd than the new Candyman

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Tonight I took part in a mass delusion ritual. I ed a packed house of cinemagoers flocking to laugh at a movie that they've convinced themselves is beneath their goodwill. Every joke, they told themselves was not an intentional act of comedy, but a bizarre mistake worthy of ironic reverence. So they laughed. Y'know, that thing you do when you hear a joke. Not to be That Guy writing an essay on the goddamn Chicken Jockey movie, but I am…

2025

Liked Watched 05 May 2025

As we speak Ryan Coogler is striding into a WB boardroom writing SINNERS$ on a whiteboard. Just give him the fucking money.

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