NO LESBIANS💔💔

cindy berman did not die for this shit

bleak as hell. my 5-year-old asked me "how many minutes are left?" before lilo and stitch even met for the first time.

his trailer reviews:

- The Bad Guys 2: “no”
- The Smurfs: “never”
- Superman: “is he a bad guy?”
- Elio: “I saw this on YouTube” (?)
- Zootopia 2: “What DAY in November?! We should go to the movie theater every day just to check.”

the only real horror here was getting rickrolled

i cannot put into words the joy i felt when the piano dropped on that kid

The first hour: “here’s what’s you missed on Glee” 

The following hours: HOW THE FUCK IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE THIS SHIT IS THE GREATEST ACTION SET PIECE IN THE HISTORY OF MAN NOT EVEN NATHAN DRAKE SURVIVING THIS SHIT

no lesbians in fear street? what’s next? no vampires in twilight?

Why the fuck is Jumba the villain in this

i’m sorry but it’s fabulous

i need two deleted scenes on the blu-ray:

1) dunloe's house catches fire. through the rising smoke, he rushes to grab his most prized possession, a knife from when he got fired 30 years ago that he intends to give to the guy who got him fired as a gift if he so happens to see him

2) angela bassett is advised to select an american city to nuke before confidently and without hesitation enunciating "San Diego, California"

severe case of iphone face

Mission Impossible AI: Manipulates global events to control the world
Our AI: Tralalero Tralala

i am a victim of millennial stitch capitalism

you can’t hate this one!! that’s what the entity wants, it wants us to turn against eachother

I ain’t scared of this at all because my biggest fear is getting a job.

how is this a fear street movie?? i mean you have ariana greenblatt in your movie and barely use her , thats where this went wrong and everything else is just a bit meh but atleast a cool soundtrack