• When the Day Breaks
  • The Big Snit
  • Forklift Driver Klaus: The First Day on the Job
  • In the Beginning Was the End: The Truth About De-Evolution
  • Virile Games
  • Mind Control Made Easy or How to Become a Cult Leader
  • World of Tomorrow
  • The Meaning of Life
  • Peace Tape
  • The Mask

fav shorts

or "funkeeshorts"

  • Let Us In!
  • Strong Arm
  • The Cornshukker
  • The Monster of Piedras Blancas
  • The Return of the Vampire
  • The Vault of Horror
  • Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers
  • Stanley
  • Mardi Gras Massacre
  • Evil Come Evil Go

All the shit on my shelf

Not everything I own, God knows there's bins and bins of stuff in storage, this is just the stuff that's…

  • A Degree of Murder
  • 99 and 44/100% Dead
  • The Bed Sitting Room
  • The Spiders: Big Commotion!
  • Can Dialectics Break Bricks?
  • The Killing of Satan
  • Mr. No Legs
  • Skidoo
  • Super Xuxa Contra Baixo Astral
  • The Gong Show Movie

5mtl dvd-r website

Every movie I've been able to recall or that was available to purchase from the DVD-r website 5 Minutes…

  • The French Dispatch
  • Isle of Dogs
  • Saving Face
  • Mahjong
  • A Confucian Confusion
  • Compensation
  • Cairo Station
  • Shoeshine
  • You Can Count on Me
  • Carnal Knowledge

Criterion Releases Never Picked in the Closet

This list represents every film in the Criterion Collection that has never been shown to be picked during one of…

  • The Babysitter
  • Zeroville
  • Out
  • Killing Dad (Or How to Love Your Mother)
  • Christie Malry's Own Double-Entry
  • End of the Road
  • Dirty Dingus Magee
  • Brief Interviews with Hideous Men
  • Spiderhead
  • Bye Bye Braverman
  • 13 Ghosts
  • 20 Million Miles to Earth
  • 555
  • 5 Dark Souls
  • 5 Dark Souls, Part II: Roots of Evil
  • Aatank
  • Aatma
  • The Abomination
  • Abracadabra
  • Absurd

We Love Special Effects That Were Created by Human Beings 🤗

Over 1000 ways to renew your faith in humanity.

  • Akira
  • Beyond the Mind's Eye
  • Dances Sacred and Profane
  • Common Threads: Stories from the Quilt
  • Hey Folks! It's Intermission Time! Vol. 3
  • The Mahabharata
  • No Such Thing as Gravity
  • The Pleasures of Uninhibited Excess
  • Tetsuo: The Iron Man
  • Heaven and Earth Magic

videos recommended in covert culture (1993) and covert culture 2.0 (1994)

not on letterboxd:

Peril or Pleasure? Feminist Produced Pornography (1990) Scientific Visualizations: Volume One Mandelbrot Sets and Julia Sets Trailers…

  • Personal Best
  • Over the Brooklyn Bridge
  • Spider-Man 3
  • Beau Travail
  • To Live and Die in L.A.
  • Flow
  • Stagecoach
  • Southland Tales
  • Apocalypto
  • RoboCop
  • Ugetsu
  • Déjà Vu

Films my cat Simon has shown interest in.

He’s quite the cinephile. The other cat, Stanley, doesn’t like to watch TV. He likes music tho.

  • The Love Boat: A Valentine Voyage
  • She Was Marked for Murder
  • Changes
  • The Golden Moment: An Olympic Love Story
  • He's Not Your Son
  • A Letter to Three Wives
  • Irreconcilable Differences
  • Indiscreet
  • Cook & Peary: The Race to the Pole
  • Take Your Best Shot
  • Marquis de Sade’s Prosperities of Vice
  • I Am Suzanne!
  • Succubus
  • The Humanoid Race
  • The Doll
  • Jefferson Circus Songs
  • The Tales of Hoffmann
  • The Tales of Hoffmann
  • The Doll Merchant
  • Sanz and the Secret of His Art

Dolls, Puppets, Mannequins, Automatons and Other Inhabitants of the Uncanny Valley

A collection of things seen / yet to be seen... movies for when you're feeling like The Lonely Doll 🪆🧸🎀…

  • age of Venus
  • Sallie Gardner at a Gallop
  • The Kiss
  • The Cock Fight
  • Falling Cat
  • Annabelle Butterfly Dance
  • Luis Martinetti, Contortionist
  • Cock Fight, No. 2
  • Athlete with Wand
  • Carmencita

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