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23 | he/him
Need to watch movies for inspiration. Need inspiration to watch movies.

Favorite films

  • 2046
  • Belladonna of Sadness
  • Femme Fatale
  • Clouds of Sils Maria

All
  • Bring Her Back

    ★★★½

  • Friendship

    ★★★½

  • The Shrouds

    ★★★★½

  • My Heart Is That Eternal Rose

    ★★★½

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Poltergeist

1982

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Jacob's Ladder

1990

★★★★½ Liked Rewatched

He looks peaceful, the guy. He put up a hell of a fight though.

To think that we live our lives all for that moment of release when we die. Where our loved ones throw their hands up in the air and talk about how we tried to make the best of the short time we had. Will they talk about the difficult moments? The fighting we had to go through to achieve what we wanted. Life oftentimes feels like…

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Bring Her Back

2025

★★★½ Liked Watched

I was essentially of two camps as I left the theatre. Either Bring Her Back was in the conversation of the most upsetting movie ever or the entire movie is horseshit. Let me explain.

The Philippou brothers are great craftsmen. Not only are shots captured smoothly through pans and other trickery, but their movies are seamlessly edited as the tension can come out of nowhere and ramp itself up. I thought Bring Her Back was a far more realized project…

Friendship

2024

★★★½ Liked Watched

I saw Friendship... alone... a dark theatre... laughing at ridiculous things, but also other moments that hit a little bit too close to home. Craig feels suffocated by his own life, being made to do the same old errands and work the same old job. Everything changes when he meets Austin. Craig starts listening to the same punk music Austin does and smokes the same cigarettes too. This brings up the question as to where our individual life begins and…

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Babylon

2022

★★★ Liked 10

The ending of this film is the equivalent of "The Flash Entering the Speed Force" taking home the Oscar for "Most Cheer Worthy Moment".

The ending of this film is the equivalent of Ryan Reynolds pulling out a lightsaber in Free Guy.

There is no doubt that there are some skillfully crafted sequences in this film. A oner very early on that takes us through this sprawling party filled with sex, drugs, and music is quite enthralling and magical on…

Prey for the Devil

2022

★½ 2

World Premiere

....so you're a starving artist

When Jacqueline Byers looks exactly like Rory Kinnear in priest form from Men in the third act, I lost all capacity of taking this seriously.

The film could have been an interesting drama piece about the first female exorcist but instead, it becomes degraded to bottom-tier horror. The trailer had so much promise too.