Ah fuck, they're doing it again.

Sans the terribly ill Bam Margera, the Jackass lads are back, this time with some new faces, new stunts, and...GIRLS?! Oh no. Unfortunately, it is my duty to inform you that with the addition of Rachel Wolfson (who licks a TASER and takes a fucking scorpion to the face) it appears that the Jackass crew have gone woke, and will be going broke presently. Never mind that she's the best of the new additions,…

This is the first time in years that I have seen a Jackass movie. I'm pretty sure when I or my high school friends would've first seen them, I would've been going through a period of immense film snobbery, and would've looked down my immaculate little nose at them. Lucky for me, I got over that shit, someone eventually broke my nose, and I could enjoy something like this in all its horrendous glory.

Jackass would be nothing without a…