Who the hell knew that Orlando Bloom was funny?

Despite all the weirdness that happens every day in this current world that we live in, I think the strangest thing that’s happened this year for me is Orlando Bloom delivering the comedic performance of the year so far. It turns out that famously bad actor Orlando Bloom is actually a good actor when he’s playing a bad actor. Who knew. It’s a multifaceted performance too. He’s not just being super…

“Pizza Poppa always gets paid!”

I think I may be higher on the Doctor Strange movies than most people. I honestly don't think the plots on probably 75% of these movies are all that great or original, so it's nice to see just some different and wild stuff in these Doctor Strange movies. At the very heart, sure, the first movie’s story isn't anything captivating—it’s the old superhero learning how to be a superhero story—but the visuals were some of…

“There's some weird shit goin' on out here.”

Saw this one in the theater so I don't have as many notes. This is the best Michael B Jordan performance I've seen. Quantity doesn't hurt here, though I definitely preferred his performance as Smoke better than his performance as Stack. It's still not a great performance I don't think. He still feels forced. Hailee is dynamite as always. I think my favorite performance in the movie though is the kid that…

“You and the Chief are the only ones out of the whole section whose bodies don’t come with a warranty.”

I'm a big fan of the cyberpunk genre. Didn't actually even know it was a thing until pretty recently. I'd heard the term but I didn't really know what it meant. But stuff like Blade Runner, Matrix and Cyberpunk 2077 I love to bits. I just love the whole world-at-your-fingertips thing, but the world loses its heart and becomes much…