Like watching an actual play of a 90s FMV game.

right up my alley, not for everyone.

The audience wanted me to hate this. They laughed out loud at every quiet part. Old people shouting “whys this happening. Oh because the scripted said so!”  Someone scoffing every 10 minutes. A girl eat popcorn and sour patch kids with violent fervor. 

F*** you all. I loved this movie regardless.

Necessary viewing after The Beaver Trilogy.