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VHS Villager
Ugh I can’t believe that home-wrecking bitch Alice wins after all the shit she put Irena through. Like Oliver and Irena probably would’ve been fine in their asexual non-kissing relationship if not for her teary eyed water cooler emotional manipulation.
Not to victim blame Irena, but wtf was this loser Oliver Reed doing casually at the Zoo alone when they first met? Dude is just cruising the zoo looking to pick up chicks after work? And then all it took…
How on earth did room sized computers work. They ran on paper? And giant tape?
Watching this movie feels like ing a conversation at a cocktail party between a good friend and someone you don’t know at all. And then neither really acknowledge that you’ve ed but you’re stuck standing there hoping they change the subject but then they don’t and you don’t have anything to add so you just keep watching them converse like an awkwardly direct peeping tom…
This is the greatest Movie of all time. I wish I had thought of “National Treasure but in the Caribbean” Matthew is 100% height of his powers and Kevin Hart before he’s Kevin Hart. All Star cast? CHECK. Beautiful setting? CHECK. Wealth Porn AND a treasure hunt? CHECK. what more could you want in a movie. 0/10 usage of Movie Title in dialogue.