I talk about the giant shiny coconut crab from Moana for a living

Look, this movie has some bizarre pacing, cute albeit entirely unnecessary callbacks to previous films, way too many characters to balance (very funny for the character you gave nothing to do to say out loud "there's nothing for me to do"), and a general unmistakable sense that they did not plan out what to do next before finishing the previous film.
BUT the climax was one of the most insane things I've ever seen onscreen and it made my palms…