I got to the Red Lion around 10:55 that morning to hold down a table until some friends showed up for the Champions League final. I show up and there’s a line of about 15 dudes out front, at least six of them very obviously Actual Europeans. I did not know the bar didn’t open until 11, but when they told me that was the case, I guess I wasn’t surprised.
Anyway, doors open and me and the 14 other…