Scott Phillips Jr.

Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

I love classic films more than anything on Earth.

Favorite films

  • It Happened One Night
  • Modern Times
  • Casablanca
  • 8½

All
  • City Lights

    ★★★★★

  • Pee-wee as Himself

    ★★★★

  • Superbad

    ★★★★★

  • Pee-wee's Big Adventure

    ★★★★★

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Superbad

2007

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

Leon Trotsky Vodka has to be one of my favorite Easter egg gags.

Pee-wee's Big Adventure

1985

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

Every time I watch Pee Wee’s Big Adventure, new jokes are revealed to me. This time it was the Milton Berle dick joke. 

P.S. E.G. Daily, please marry me!

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Evil Dead Rise

2023

½ Watched

Abominable. Already in contention for worst film of 2023, and it’s only May. Anyone who acts like this is a worthy addition to this franchise is either a complete simp or a liar. Such an ugly, humorless, tepid excuse for horror. And people are eating it up. I’m not surprised.

Godzilla Minus One

2023

Watched

Lacking any of the heart, magic, and lore of the best entries in the Godzilla franchise, also lacking the core themes that make even some of the campier films interesting. This looks and feels like prestige Hollywood, designed specifically in a lab to win Oscars and “legitimize” Godzilla for an audience who never gave a single shit about him to begin with. The forced melodrama is boring and confusing, the characters are all one dimensional, and the major story beats…

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