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Watched on Tuesday June 3, 2025.

“One foot on the banana peel and one foot in the grave” john turturro you twisted wizard slash sloppy genius

Lets all make fun of the girl who took a risk and put herself out there creatively

what fun :) ruby is so good in this haha

Probably eugene’s most thoughtful movie. Successfully explores the relationship between intimacy, phones, and decoding a mystery while probing at the part covid played in strengthening this link. The coda was unnecessary and saccharine but the *true* happy ending felt satisfying. Extra credit because several oomfs tore and one of them sings a jazzy number in a slinky dress

The best mumblecore movie is scottish. Changed lives. So excited for die my love i could pee

Watched on Wednesday May 7, 2025.

Watched on Saturday May 3, 2025.

Almost felt like it was made to be watched in hundreds of 30 second clips on tiktok. Only cronenberg could make a movie that would benefit from translation into a medium that didnt exist yet

Beautiful movie about smoking weed and fucking strippers and being broke and wanting to die. Fell a little flat storywise and the symbolism was a bit heavy handed for my taste but there are some truly singular and gorgeous shots and set pieces. Frankly i could watch lee kang sheng pick his nose for 10 hours and the girls were great too— apparently they were in a pop group called h4 known for their big boobs

Watched on Saturday April 26, 2025.

Why can’t we all just make nice beautiful road trip movies anymore?

Also kinda unbelievable how much jesse eisenberg rips this movie off in a real pain…

There were a few extremely charming moments— the elevator bit, the 4-way wedding and song number at the end, and of course the double-inverted eiffel tower kiss— plus the wife reminded me a little of elaine mays a new leaf. but overall kinda midsauce and couldve used more maggie who is running laps around every other actor in this

if huckleberry aviva has zero fans im dead

Loved hearing that the sound of music was his only memorable inspo

Mumblecore sci fi earns a lot of points with me but am i wrong or is the narrative climax completely incoherent

very special and raw and rough around the edges. punk and feminist in a very 90s way. i found jane so compelling and stunningly beautiful (:

Man he is ugly!

takes some pretty big swings and many misses but it has its moments. Victors monologue was awesome

He really is one of the best writers in the history of the english language. Or maybe i just have a jewish dad. Impossible to say

Got so horny for the one with glasses i started pacing around like a big cat in the zoo

Watched on Monday February 24, 2025.

Any ending with unearned hopefulness make me yawn but yes many charming moments. Based on everyone talking about the turtles and the vaping i honestly thought i’d like it more

Very actor movie. It's really all about Kieran culkin's performance in this one. Parts of it are really well written and shot but others are pretty paint by numbers

I generally dont log rewatches but this was a big one for me. I first picked this rec up from a millenial guy i worked at a cupcake shop with when i was in middle school. It hit different to me and my hipster emo suicidal soul, and i understood it was the coolest thing i’d seen at the time. For years after that i’d watch it every six months or so. I stopped when i got serious and methodical about watching movies and was kinda afraid that everything i liked before that was corny and bad. I realized a while ago that wasnt true and that this movie had a bunch of things i still liked about it but I’m very glad i waited to rewatch it for as long as i did. What an incredibly charming, funny, gorgeous film. I never even effing realized how big of an influence it had on me! The loose and playful performances, the incorporation of music, the way the world looks, the colors, the goddamn whimsy… The premise is corny and dramatic but i watched it at the absolutely perfect corny dramatic time and it hit me right in my hipster emo feels actually. So there you have it. It’s great to me. Five stars.

Ezra’s Final Project

For a little over an hour i thought this was the movie of the year but then it kept going

Like its protagonist, the movie itself is too distracted and busy to be truly horny or cohesive. Occasionally tense or sexy or even brilliant and very well acted but never uniquely perverted or truly evocative. Also hateee how it looks but the aesthetic bar is in hell

Being so heartbroken you throw up>>>

Sorry it’s a classic tale. I love that none of them are exactly happy in the end but bob odenkirk is randomly their dad

Watched this so i wouldnt kill myself and it worked

This is literally the worst movie ive ever seen in my life

The ammonite told me to fuck my sister!

Perfect wholsome chungus christmas movie about two awesome dudes on ssris. Nothing wrong with that

Part 2 of my claudette colbert running away double feature. Very joyful movie, capra understands how incredible it is when everyone sings a song together :)

One of the most evil movies i’ve ever seen until the very last minute when it becomes the cutest movie ever

Not to be a pick me but it didnt make me cry. Guess thats just that elphaba in me

I actually love it

Watched on Monday November 25, 2024.

Anne hathaway had me actually bricked up pacing around like a jungle cat

It’s kind of like a dark and twisted game of tag.

When your sister steals your manic pixie bf :0

tonal shift i love you. plot i love you

Loved it, cant wait for sequel with more addison rae

Watched on Sunday October 27, 2024.

Marta said the 3 main girls were like the bimbofication meme LOL

It’s almost LYNCHIAN the way there were ROOMS, HOLES, and DREAMS

Gicha gicha yaya. Could this be his most opulent work? Maybe. Certainly the most hilarious deployment of jukebox musical numbers of all time

So refreshing they reinvented spearmint gum. To be both totally new and ancient, videogame and silent film… for every bit to build upon itself and completely stand alone… to give buster keaton but put a new spin on his nachos… wow

Watched on Tuesday October 8, 2024.

movie about horny guy who blurs the lines between fiction and documentary played by sexiest guy in hollywood and also a cool old guy… get out of my head get out of my head

• Reprise
• Analife
• Landscape Suicide
• Elephant
• Crimson Peak
• Wintercourse
• Wanda
• Buffalo '66
• Fetching Cody
• Dolls

...plus 18 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Buffalo '66
• Love Exposure
• The Idiots
• Husbands and Wives
• The Hole
• Happiness
• Frownland
• Offering
• The Apartment
• Clean, Shaven

...plus 32 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Old Joy
• Primer
• Chain
• The Rules of Attraction
• Grown-Ups
• Withnail & I
• Air Doll
• Romance & Cigarettes
• Chocolat
• Black Narcissus

...plus 5 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

the horniest people make films about themselves. discuss

• Manhattan
• Apologies
• Husbands and Wives
• I Am a Sex Addict
• The Show About the Show
• Tiny Furniture
• Extreme Private Eros: Love Song 1974
• Sherman's March
• Buffalo '66
• The Brown Bunny

...plus 11 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• The Young Girls of Rochefort
• Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
• s Ha
• Girlfriends
• Romy and Michele's High School Reunion
• Ghost World
• Husbands
• I Love You, Man
• Superbad
• I Vitelloni

...plus 6 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Maps to the Stars
• The Pillow Book
• The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover
• Trouble Every Day
• Dancer in the Dark
• Barry Lyndon
• Paris, Texas
• That Obscure Object of Desire
• The Phantom of Liberty
• Last Year at Marienbad

...plus 40 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

White lotus thin veil class based allegory

• The Menu
• Triangle of Sadness
• Parasite
• Old
• Glass Onion
• Infinity Pool
• Shotgun Wedding

• The Pillow Book
• Querelle
• Love Letter
• The Man Who Left His Will on Film
• After Life
• The Lovers on the Bridge
• The Last Days of Disco
• Trouble Every Day
• U.S. Go Home
• Barking Dogs Never Bite

...plus 10 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Iconic and beyond reproach. Ranked in order of how canon and also how enjoyable

1. The Kissing Booth

   Lee is an amazing friend who makes hangover care packages and accepts ddr and ice cream apologies nuff said

2. Assassination Nation

   tana mongeau should direct more dollskill commercials

3. He's All That

   super fun watch. this type of guy is so real

4. Moonshot
5. The Perfect Date

   Obviously anything with noah centenio is top canon. This one is pretty feminist full send

6. The Last Summer

   True Perfection. This one is disturbingly advanced. Basically not one single thing goes wrong it is pure like nothing ive seen my whole life down to the credits

   Kj apa says “Protools huh?”

7. To All the Boys I've Loved Before

   Like my 2012 tumblr fantasy come to life

8. Sierra Burgess Is a Loser

   Despised it. Would be at the absolute bottom but its so damn canon it could be ai generated

9. Booksmart

   Definitely bends the genre a little in the superbad direction but ultimately conforms, and is even formulaic. Good vibes.

10. Tall Girl

    Cratecore

...plus 17 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Safe
• Frownland
• Wiener-Dog
• As I Was Moving Ahead, Occasionally I Saw Brief Glimpses of Beauty
• Tokyo Fist
• Heaven Knows What
• Naked
• Demonlover
• Nowhere
• sex, lies, and videotape

...plus 1 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• A Page of Madness
• The Cremator
• The Face of Another
• Cure
• Noriko's Dinner Table
• The Boxer's Omen
• Tetsuo: The Iron Man
• Visitor Q
• Audition
• Moving

...plus 20 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

surrealist novels made into movies

• Woman in the Dunes
• Naked Lunch
• Valerie and Her Week of Wonders
• The Tenant
• Farewell to the Ark

  Loosely based on 100 years of solitude

• Inherent Vice
• The Blind Owl
• The Tin Drum
• Norwegian Wood

(best of)

• The Time to Live and the Time to Die
• Taipei Story
• Terrorizers
• A City of Sadness
• A Brighter Summer Day
• Rebels of the Neon God
• Vive L'Amour
• Eat Drink Man Woman
• The Hole
• Yi Yi

...plus 4 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Lola
• Viridiana
• La Jetée
• The Fire Within
• Murmur of the Heart

  kanopy

• Valerie and Her Week of Wonders
• Wanda
• A Woman Under the Influence
• Jeanne Dielman, 23, quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles
• Sans Soleil

...plus 10 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Dancer in the Dark
• After Hours
• Groundhog Day
• High Fidelity
• A Nightmare on Elm Street
• An American Werewolf in London
• Cube
• Bad Lieutenant
• Ms .45
• Aguirre, the Wrath of God

...plus 2 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1000 by new years

• The Music Room

  Criterion / Ray

• Apur Sansar

  Criterion / Ray

• Devi

  Criterion / Ray

• Wild Strawberries

  Criterion  / Bergman

• Winter Light

  Criterion / Bergman

• Through a Glass Darkly

  Criterion / Bergman

• Persona

  Criterion  / Bergman

• Diary of a Country Priest

  Criterion / Bresson

• A Man Escaped

  Criterion / Bresson

• Four Nights of a Dreamer

  Bresson

...plus 94 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

she does not want this list, too bad. im making it anyway

• Paris Is Burning

  a must must see i can 100% guarantee u will love because it is really well done, everyone in it is so cute and u really get to see their personalities ++ the drag ball scene in the 80s, unironically and purely iconic and beyond reproach

• In Bruges

  just saw this one. literally genius and has half the cast of harry potter. u will absolutely be entertained it is funny as all hell (: maybe my #1 rec for u

• Do the Right Thing

  true essential, the best film from the most famous black director of all time and that's that. it's beautiful, engaging and has a really nice humor to it. i think you'll actually love it

• Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

  the one i told u to watch about marilyn scheming rich men.. a staple of feminism

• Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

  actually insane to think we may live in a world where u havent seen this movie yet. Please fix that

• Dog Day Afternoon

  i really think u will like this, a stupid guy tries to rob a bank and goes back and forth w cops who try to get him to release hostages. every single word of it is hilarious and it's a true story! and who doesnt love a good true crime moment yknow. P.s. fun riverdale fact, archies room has a poster of this movie for some insane reason

• Down by Law

  another one about funny criminals. there's a breakup scene in the beginning where this girl throws all her boyfriend's records out the window, total and complete girlboss vibes

• His Girl Friday

  really >not >feminist but this one has the fastest dialogue of all time, these crazy kids never shut the fuck up and every word they got is clever as hell. really exciting story, despite questionable morals towards the end the protagonist is suuch a girlboss and i think if ur gonna like any old hollywood movie it's this one

• Once Upon a Time in America

  long as all fucking hell but robert de niro is a jewish gangster in old new york. nuff said

• Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

  rewatched this recently in class (being a film major is wild) and it's so incredible, really not sure if u've seen it but u absolutely have to at some point or another. a good one to watch with friends, but maybe not the activism club. press play to be cancelled instantly

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Leave your maysles and drew at home! These movies explore the magic of doing it for the vine

• David Holzman's Diary
• Silverlake Life: The View from Here
• Symbiopsychotaxiplasm: Take One
• Chronicle of a Summer
• The Watermelon Woman
• Grizzly Man
• The Idiots
• Cléo from 5 to 7
• Man Bites Dog
• Close-Up