i have more hope for my chemical romance releasing a new album, and reuniting after being broken up for almost six year now, than this ever being released

it is my goal to watch every hallmark movie ever

i started crying because i physically gave up

“hot counselors!!”  - fred jones

i'm a catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. so hail satan and have a lovely afternoon, madam.

diary of a wimpy kid: rodrick rules > citizen kane