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When we gonna have a Jewish pope?

Next time I want three Michael B. Jordan’s

The prosthetics in the allergy scene were so ahead of their time

If you like movies that will introduce as many plot points as possible that lead to absolutely nowhere, boy do I have the movie for you!! Truly what was the deal with the oxy stuff?

Toni Collette is a treasure, Steven Yeun they could never make me hate you.

If I wasn’t able to eat peaches I’d get violent too

My favorite part was the cameo of the old guy from the 6 flags commercials

RIP to that bird tho

The girl next to me said “so Pennsylvania is like Israel”

How much do you think the rent was for that vibrator apartment

Let me pop that shoulder back in. LET ME.

Another example of Hollywood casting an ugly dude bagging a baddie. Oh also, a lot of the shots were VERY well centered and I liked that.

The way they frizzed Rachel Sennot’s hair felt antisemetic

Can’t believe it was a bad idea to watch this in a snow storm when my roommate was out of town

Weaponize allergies

I am so terrified of powerful women

My hs math teacher kissed me in the forehead once.

I like when he stands in the corner like that

Stop letting me watch sad movies on planes

More films should have a deceased P*te Davidson

You should always be able to demand a chef k*lls themselves if you don’t like the meal

All game shows should have cash prizes

I hated this and now I hate Glenn P*well. The only thing worse than an improv boy is a (bad) improv boy with money and the ability to make a feature film.

ME. NEED. GIANT. GIRL.

Too cold

Had a real bisexual love triangle, not worth it

Absolutely perfect movie except my ex randomly showed up in a scene and no one warned me so

I liked it and cried etc but my boyfriend told me he “had a theory” halfway through and all I could think about was what the theory was so I think I missed a lot (note: his theory ended up being wrong)