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Watched on Monday July 31, 2023.

Watched on Tuesday August 1, 2023.

Watched on Wednesday August 9, 2023.

Watched on Friday June 2, 2023.

Watched on Friday June 2, 2023.

Serve it ancient city style. Talk it out, babble on. Battle for your life, Babylon.

This review may contain spoilers.

Who let this ugly bugly be a lead? Rotten. I was so distracted by Sharon Stones beauty but anyways, she should have killed him for real.

The acting sucks balls

The outfits BOOF in this space themed background movie

What scared me was seeing a fake vagina

I can still tell a man made this

Barbossa… I can spot you from a mile away poppet

Karen and the sea… her narrations are so strangely sad

Crazy how only Tilda saw that Kevin was the devil… that Amos ass dad is so realistic it’s tragic

So this is a possessed man

You sick sick director… Mathilda is my child

I am confused and in awe

We are in a polyamorous relationship, us three

Lord have mercy I’ve never witnessed such oddity… pig you need to calm down and keep that long ass scenario inside of your head

My beautiful skeleton

This has invaded my mind and disturbed my reality

My husband was so mean in this😍 Where was the redemption arc?

Jace is so slutty let’s go

Bob has better titties than me

Absolutely rank seeing Arnie hammer feel up gal gadot. I can tell they tried so hard to make it aesthetic with all those trash scenery shots, great job on the CGI!!!! Why did I force myself to watch the whole thing I’ve been robbed

I was so disappointing watching this after reading the book.

The beginning is the best part and I might only watch the first half in the future. Basically every bit with mark ruffalo and those peeps was annoying and I had the urge to skip it.

Never watching again

It just wasn’t long enough. I didn’t like how the main issue was avoided for so long. It felt confusing and uncomfortable that Stevie was friends with such older kids, which I suppose was the point, but I couldn’t really enjoy watching because of it.  The car accident was so predictable yet random at the end and it just pissed me off. I really liked fourth grades little movie. Overall Stevie's friends kind of fucked him up…

Baby teeth is a little work of art. The soundtrack is perfect and the warm tones of the film made it really lovable to me. The acting was very real except for that punk with the cheesy smile. I kept thinking Milla and him were cute together, then that he was 23 and get scared. Weird that the parents were eventually ok with it too. The ending was emotional, especially the beach scene. I will watch again.

I saw this way too young but rewatching it gave me the full understanding. My lover Logan Lerman did so good with this role. I don’t think I can watch it again. The tears were streaming

Cozy and sweet