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Danny McBride is the best comedy actor post peak Will Ferrel. If you disagree youre wrong.

Proably the best Avatar sequel thats been made

Since she cheated, now its Ben Affleck's turn 😈

Anytime my boy Nic is casted you know youre in for some wonderful dogshit

The wildest Benadryl commercial I've ever seen.

movie promotes kidnapping kids and i HATE people who kidnap kids

"Youre a grand wizard Harry"

Watched on Monday February 6, 2023.

Watched on Monday February 6, 2023.

Took them an hour and a half to teach the audience that burgers are love

Watched on Friday December 23, 2022.

Its gotta be the best ant related movie to come out in 1998.

Watched on Friday December 16, 2022.

That c4 would have been effective regardless. Denzel went out of his way to put it up that mans butthole.

Suspicious is all im saying

Easily the worst psychological horor thriller about possessed black magic demonic zombie viruses that Na Hong-jin has ever made.

Easily one of the best troll movies to ever come out of Norway this year.

I would bleed from the eyes if it meant Zazie Beetz gets to live.

kubrick creaed this to let people know that women are horrible.

If they would've designed these zombies for The Walking Dead we would've been spared 10 seasons of dogpiss

Stan Lee wouldnt want Kevin Bacon to be canon

Liam Neeson's agent really said "you were pretty good in Taken. You cool with doing that same thing for the rest of your life?"

Watched on Sunday November 6, 2022.

I like the concept that this doc was shown from multiple perspectives. the pov of political figures in the capitol, the police on the ground, and different people who stormed the capitol with different views on it. A lot of times a filmmaker will have their beliefs and agenda, and will push those thoughts in the making of their docs. No matter what you beleive to be true and right, this film let you to walk away understanding the many perspectives that day.

Watched on Thursday November 3, 2022.

Wipe period blood in my face and youre dead on sight.

Left leaning Charlotte's Web

Sam Cooke was always a guy that I didn't know enough about his story. While I think this doc did a decent job of giving an extremely brief explanation of who he was and how he died, theres parts of the legendary story I still wish I knew more about. Nice watch for music history fans nonetheless

Fuck Nike

One of the better Netflix originals out there. Love the modern spin on the classic western. third act had me locked in for all 40 minutes. i do hate the western movie trope though of everybody being a sharpshooter assassin who never misses, but never being able to hit a bullet when two main characters are in a shootout. Really fun film though. and i wanna do sex with Zazie Beetz a lot of times.

A knockoff of Crash called Collision. . . you cant make this shit up.

Does a decent job of world building. can feel a little hollow at times. theres enough there to make a sequel/series out of. fuck it, go for it.

20 years from now this movie will be looked at as a certified classic. Most of the people who dislike it right now are bozos talking about historical accuracy as if this is suppose to be a piece of nonfiction.

On first watch, I was actually blown away by what I watched. Masterclass in cinematography. The attention to certain details. Im not gonna explain anything becuase to me, if youre too lazy to try to comeprehend the different things going on and youre just looking at this as a director telling the life story of marilyn monroe, then you dont deserve to be spoon fed. But its very safe to say this is Andrew Domoniks most ambitious and most techincal achievement so far. Also, the last 30-45 minutes of this film is one of my favorite closers in recent history

I think the one negative thing I have to say about this film, is there are some scenes that are pretty tough to watch just 1 time around. And I feel this is the kinda movie that wants you to watch it more than once, so that you can catch all the little subtleties you missed. so you have this weird position of "do i watch these tough scenes again to understand more, or do I allow myself to not understand all there is". I chose the latter for now.

This movie deserves critical acclaim, and I think like many movies before it, they will come in due time, just not right away. Oh and Ana De Armas is hot. Give her the Oscar

Give this script to Jordan Peele and you have a potential film of the year candidate

Watched on Tuesday September 13, 2022.

Watched on Wednesday September 14, 2022.

Watched on Saturday August 20, 2022.

Michelle Yeoh makes my dragon no longer hidden

If Lifetime decided to make a new National Treasure movie.

It was a nice switchup from the traditional predator movies. I do think with such a new concept and it most likely being a one time thing and not a series, the movie couldve benefitted from being 2 - 2 1/2 hours long. Everything happens relastively fast which causes some topics to sorta just get skimmed over. An extra hour or so would allow the ability to feel more immersed in the world created, understand some backstories, and make the standalone film feel more epic in proportion.
Good performances from the cast. couple things in the writing that i thought were lazy. as the girl is being chased by the predator, a group of french trappers just happen to stumble across her at the perfect time. a girl who wasnt able to kill a mountain lion a couple days ago is now able to run the fade with predator. a predator who had shown he was physically stronger than a 2000 lbs bear is then getting tossed around by a young girl with a rope. predator hits his laserbeam button right at the exact moment where hes perfectly lined up with the mask. lazy writing to make the movie go forward.
nice addition to a series thats been dead and boring for a long time. couldve definitely been way more.

Stranger Things: The Movie

This is what happens when you make a Marvel movie, but cant use the superhero aesthetic to cover up poor writing, boring fights, cheesy one liners, and intern level cinematography.

Probably my least favorite colonel of all time.

Crackers

If you don't think Jake Gyllenhaal is a top 5 actor of the modern era then fuck you.

in 2022 all of these people would hang out regularly

I'd fuck

Ghost Rider makes modern Marvel movies look like 2001: A Space Odyssey

I didnt know this until doing research for this list, but the fact that 2001: A Space Odyssey wasnt nominated for best score makes me want to throw up

• Dune
• La La Land
• The Lion King
• Schindler's List
• Star Wars
• Jaws
• The Godfather Part II
• Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
• The Wizard of Oz
• The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

• Fargo
• The Shining
• Snowpiercer
• Wind River
• Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
• The Grand Budapest Hotel
• The Polar Express
• The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
• Misery
• The Hateful Eight

Actors writing/directing themselves

• A Bronx Tale
• A Quiet Place
• Fences
• Million Dollar Baby
• Matilda
• Tropic Thunder
• The Town
• Braveheart
• Jojo Rabbit
• Do the Right Thing

1. Javier Bardem as Anton Chigurh
2.Carrie Fischer as Princess Leia
3.Pam Grier as Foxy Brown
4.All variations of Cruella Deville
5.Sam Jackson as Jules Winnfield
6.Chris Tucker as Ruby Rhod
7.Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy
8. Jim Carrey as Ace Ventura
9.David Spade as Joe Dirt
10.Robert De Niro as Travis Bickle

1. No Country for Old Men
2. The Empire Strikes Back
3. Foxy Brown
4. One Hundred and One Dalmatians
5. Pulp Fiction
6. The Fifth Element
7. Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
8. Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
9. Joe Dirt
10. Taxi Driver

1. Snowpiercer
2. Wind River
3. 28 Days Later
4. American Psycho
5. Cloverfield
6. Jeepers Creepers
7. The Babadook
8. The Last House on the Left
9. Signs
10. Thir13en Ghosts

...plus 65 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.