looking camp right in the huge champagne glass with a grown lady in it while a motorcycle cop sings a song about how to make milkshakes

autism be damned, that boy can seduce a floor lamp

the way my gf was like, “no wonder you like this,” at the first mention of steely dan

🗣️ thrust it! thrust it! thrust it! thrust it! 🗣️

Open the Paul Reubens Museum so I can be head archivist!!

eddie mcguire, delete your
sam newman, delete your
andrew bolt, delete your
captain cook, delete your