In a world where films are routinely scrapped for tax write-offs, someone decided that Rust needed to see the light of day. A western made by people with no understanding of or reverence for westerns and so languidly paced you’re better off watching a kettle boil. At least the kettle won’t have Alec Baldwin’s dopey cowboy accent.

Spielberg’s segment is so bad it makes you forget how evil John Landis is for twenty minutes

Just a bunch of people sitting around shocked that the mentally ill man they exploited did something bad.

Imagine having hours and hours of video footage of a famous thief committing actual crimes and you still include dramatic re-enactments set to classic rock cover songs.