having only seen guillermo del toro’s pinocchio this was rather disappointing

baz luhrmann films are just an endless cycle of me thinking ‘I love this’ for 20 seconds then ‘I hate this’ for the next 20 seconds, over and over and over again. with an occasional pause for ‘why is this song in here’

how I feel when I forge my mum's signature in my school planner

this film portrays men as so dumb... I’ve never seen such realistic cinema!