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Watched on Monday May 26, 2025.

Poor Smith would blow his brains out if he saw the state of our government now.

This review may contain spoilers.

Maybe I projected a lot, maybe it’s because Moulin Rouge! And Closer are core films for me and I recognized a lot of Satine and Alice Ayers in Anora’s character. Initially I felt whatever about what was happening, until about the halfway mark-then I got it. Someone made her believe he saw her as something more, pretended he loved her and saw her as a girl rather than an escort, and ended up betraying her in the deepest way.

Watched on Saturday May 17, 2025.

Watched on Friday May 16, 2025.

Freeway: The Musical!
Coming soon to Off-off-off-Broadway, I’m sure.

Not sure how to feel about this. Personally, it’s hard for me to find much humor inside the creepy and uncomfortable subject matter. Another story about a girl being failed by every adult around her and it’s played for laughs. But Reese Witherspoon, Kiefer Sutherland, and Brittany Murphy do give great performances.

“She’s so young. She looks just like a little girl.”

This movie made me sad and angry for all the young children placed into the jaws of groomers and abs in our awful society. Every single adult around Priscilla failed to protect her and she lost a great chunk of her life to the control of a monster. It was beautifully photographed, of course, and superbly acted, but I was so unsettled the entire runtime.

Watched on Sunday May 11, 2025.

Watched on Saturday May 10, 2025.

My sexuality is defined as gay but with an exception for Rachel Weisz wielding weapons and kicking ass.

(See also The Mummy Returns and The Favourite.)

Watched on Friday May 9, 2025.

“What radicalized you?”
Esmeralda in this movie demanding justice.

Watched on Thursday May 8, 2025.

Watched on Sunday May 4, 2025.

Watched on Sunday April 27, 2025.

There is a scene where Geena Davis pushes Samuel L. Jackson out of a moving vehicle and he just lays there afterwards, smoking a cigarette. Somehow, that was the least absurd thing that happens in this movie.
(Side note, it pissed me off that an entire neighborhood of people watched this happen and not a single person went to see if he was ok, that was shitty, man.)

Watched on Thursday April 17, 2025.

Watched on Thursday April 3, 2025.

Watched on Tuesday April 1, 2025.

Watched on Friday March 28, 2025.

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The murder victim’s widow is supposed to only speak dialects of Chinese, so when she finally guts Bette Davis like a fish for killing her husband, I imagined her saying,
“KARMA, motherfuxxer, do you speak it?!”

Watched on Wednesday March 19, 2025.

Guess it doesn’t matter what clique they belong to, all people are effing NUTS.

Watched on Sunday March 16, 2025.

Watched on Saturday March 15, 2025.

*to the tune of Detachable Penis*

My ten-ta-cle ti-ttiesssss

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This is basically Temu Alien.

Watched on Thursday March 13, 2025.

The way Cher looks at her dad’s mistress in the bathroom at the opera is how I imagine God looking down at me; disappointed and vaguely disgusted.

Watched on Wednesday March 12, 2025.

Watched on Saturday March 8, 2025.

Watched on Thursday March 6, 2025.

Oh, to be a twunk getting Fstd in a bar.

Watched on Saturday March 1, 2025.

Watched on Wednesday February 26, 2025.

Watched on Friday February 21, 2025.

Watched on Thursday February 20, 2025.

Watched on Sunday February 16, 2025.

This movie is very cartoony and the characters were mostly caricatures, but it feels like that was the point. And also, it’s funny that a movie so silly on the surface carries such a wholesome deeper message, which is that you should be with someone who actually likes you and understands you.

Watched on Wednesday February 12, 2025.

Watched on Saturday February 8, 2025.

Watched on Wednesday February 5, 2025.

This was so much fun, IDGAF.

Watched on Monday February 3, 2025.

Watched on Monday February 3, 2025.

Watched on Sunday February 2, 2025.

Watched on Friday January 31, 2025.

Watched on Wednesday January 29, 2025.

Watched on Friday January 24, 2025.

Watched on Thursday January 23, 2025.

Watched on Friday January 17, 2025.