Sparky Tehnsuko

If films didn’t exist then I’d probably have to chat to people about real life and nobody should have to hear my take on WiFi s

Favorite films

  • Children of Men
  • Stalker
  • Perfect Blue
  • Hot Rod

All
  • Eddington

    ★★★½

  • Thunderbolts*

    ★★★★

  • The Monkey

    ★★½

  • Sinners

    ★★★★½

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Eddington

2025

★★★½ Liked Watched

But we’re all fine now, forever

Thunderbolts*

2025

★★★★ Liked Watched

More superhero tentpoles heavily featuring suicidal ideation from former meth addicts dealing with physical and emotional childhood abuse!

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The Book of Clarence

2023

★★★½ Liked Watched

Not to discount Lakeith Stanfield’s comedy chops, but it’s the second David Oyelowo appears as John the Baptist that the film turns from light-hearted into laugh-out-loud hilarious. Still, it manages to hold some real weight in its comparisons of the Roman soldiers in ancient Jerusalem to contemporary police in Black communities.

The Substance

2024

★★★★★ Liked 1

Hoooooooooooly shit.

This is not a film for everyone, and indeed may not even be for many people, but by fucking hell was it very much for me.

I might watch this again and give it five stars. I’ve rarely been so goddamn exhilarated by cinema, and that’s what it’s all about, right?!

EDIT: Yeah, fuck it. FIVE STARS BOIIIIIIII

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