Shoutout to my mom for posting on Facebook about the time that I was playing dodgeball with my friends in the street when I was the last one left on my team, and to dodge the ball - WHICH I DID DODGE - I threw myself face-first into their neighbor's mailbox. The game ended at that point, but it wasn't for my team having lost, I'll tell you that much. My friend's cousin (I'm pretty sure I'd only met her…