Some people say 'Freeways are the cathedrals of our time'. Not me.

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
The woman next to me was on her laptop for the first two minutes of the movie (and all the trailers/Nicole Kidman spot) and when I asked if she could put it away, she told me she had a deadline to meet and it would just be another minute. After she finally put it away, she took her shoes and socks off. She also would say things out loud the entire movie like, “Ned is definitely wearing a wig!” and…